Do it yourself Enema

Zxarr · Post by **Zxarr** » 07 Feb 2008, 14:42

For quite a while, I've been wanting to try Enema. I've already tried putting small Ice Cubes up there, which I didn't feel much to except around the "Entrance".

Could I use I.E a balloon filled with water, put it in the hole and let it go?
Or a small plasticbag with some kind of rubber tube connected to it.

I know it can be dangerous, but will it be safe to use medium tempered water? If no, what are the dangers of enema?

Grinser · Post by **Grinser** » 07 Feb 2008, 16:54

Hmm, the dangers that come to mind are
1) Injuries of the rectum and /or the tissue of your guts, either by wrong insertion or by using too much liquid
2) Too much water can drain the body cells of nutrients or cause them to fill up with water and explode
3) On the other hand, water that is too rich of minerals can cause dehydration
4) If inserting anything that contains chemicals, drugs and the like, remember that they are absorbed into the bloodstream faster and in higher dosage than they would if applied orally (to make it clear, If you drink a beer through your butt, you will be way more wasted than after drinking one the regular way. And you will get strange looks from the whole pub.)
5) The inner tissue does not feel pain, coolness or heat, so you won`t know when you hurt yourself or if the liquid of your choice is too hot or to cold
6) Don`t use anything that foams or expands uncontrollably in any other way

And do a test run without restraints first, would be a shame if you found out you can`t stand it for more than 10 minutes only after you set your release for 2 hours.

Zxarr · Post by **Zxarr** » 07 Feb 2008, 17:19

So what is probably the maximum amount of water I should "Insert"?

And also, should it be about 37 Degrees Celsius(Body temperature)

(Do the mentioned risks have a high chance of occuring if using f.ex Ice Cubes, or small doses of water?)

Zxarr · Post by **Zxarr** » 07 Feb 2008, 17:45

Found this great site with some information

http://www.albanypowerexchange.com/
Fixed link now

curious_sb · Post by **curious_sb** » 08 Feb 2008, 00:48

I once tried to organize an enema party, it was a complete washout (geddit lol).

Post by **bound_jenny** » 09 Feb 2008, 11:58

curious_sb wrote:I once tried to organize an enema party, it was a complete washout (geddit lol).

It must have been quite a stinker...

Jenny.

curious_sb · Post by **curious_sb** » 10 Feb 2008, 00:42

yeah it really was shit.

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » 10 Feb 2008, 02:45

At least you didn't need to worry about seating everyone with them bringing their own stools.

Quantes · Post by **Quantes** » 10 Feb 2008, 10:39

I have an enema set and I can use it. :p

Post by **bound_jenny** » 10 Feb 2008, 11:36

Quantes wrote:I have an enema set and I can use it. :p

Depending on the tone used, this could either be:

A) teasing, as in nyah-nyah! I have one and you don't!

B) a threat? That's just the kind of thing to hijack a plane with!

Just don't point that thing at me, OK?

Jenny.

Quantes · Post by **Quantes** » 10 Feb 2008, 13:08

Sorry Jen. :p

Warlock · Post by **Warlock** » 12 Feb 2008, 00:11

bound_jenny wrote:B) a threat? That's just the kind of thing to hijack a plane with!

Burst in to the cockpit and threaten to give the pilot an enema ... not sure that would work as well as a gun

Post by **bound_jenny** » 12 Feb 2008, 03:09

Warlock wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:B) a threat? That's just the kind of thing to hijack a plane with!
Burst in to the cockpit and threaten to give the pilot an enema ... not sure that would work as well as a gun

I was thinking more along the lines of threatening the pilot with the inevitable result of a self-administered enema...

Jenny.

curious_sb · Post by **curious_sb** » 13 Feb 2008, 02:31

Warlock wrote:At least you didn't need to worry about seating everyone with them bringing their own stools.

hahah nice work

curious_sb · Post by **curious_sb** » 13 Feb 2008, 02:33

bound_jenny wrote:
Warlock wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:B) a threat? That's just the kind of thing to hijack a plane with!
Burst in to the cockpit and threaten to give the pilot an enema ... not sure that would work as well as a gun
I was thinking more along the lines of threatening the pilot with the inevitable result of a self-administered enema...

Jenny.

LOL "STAND BACK - IVE GOT AN ENEMA, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT".