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Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 11 Jun 2022, 10:58
by bounddosster
Here is a thought. If an electric eel swallowed a discharged dildo would the dildo then start working again inside the eel?
Just one of life's many questions I often ponder in the wee small hours of yet another sleepless night. :facepalm:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 11 Jun 2022, 14:32
by JIMDINI
bounddosster wrote:Here is a thought. If an electric eel swallowed a discharged dildo would the dildo then start working again inside the eel?
Just one of life's many questions I often ponder in the wee small hours of yet another sleepless night.
When you wake up with thoughts like that you can end up like this.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 12 Jun 2022, 10:03
by bound_jenny
JIMDINI wrote:When you wake up with thoughts like that you can end up like this.
Not with this crowd. Because:

a) Thoughts like this are the norm.
b) When any of us gets into a straitjacket, it's voluntary.
c) This joint is the asylum!!! :rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 12 Jun 2022, 11:20
by Shannon SteelSlave
bound_jenny wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:When you wake up with thoughts like that you can end up like this.
Not with this crowd. Because:

a) Thoughts like this are the norm.
b) When any of us gets into a straitjacket, it's voluntary.
c) This joint is the asylum!!! :rofl:
And that can lead to sex toy use. The cycle is complete. Sun rise, sun set. Too early for a poem.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 02 Jul 2022, 21:13
by Dark_Lizerd
Image

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 03 Jul 2022, 01:48
by bound_jenny
Dark_Lizerd wrote:...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 03 Jul 2022, 05:58
by JIMDINI
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :gag:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 08 Jul 2022, 21:11
by JIMDINI
Back on plot ...

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 01:18
by bound_jenny
JIMDINI wrote:Back on plot ...
It looks like they were out of stock in the brains department for this guy... :facepalm:

Damn supply chain problems... :rofl:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 01:47
by Gregovic
Don't needs to tink gud to chop trees gud :mrgreen:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 10:00
by bound_jenny
Gregovic wrote:Don't needs to tink gud to chop trees gud :mrgreen:
I's reckons this guy agree wid ya:
Brandine_and_Cletus.png
Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 20 Jul 2022, 10:55
by bounddosster
Pen holder.jpg
Pen holder.jpg (4.13 KiB) Viewed 713 times
Licking of the nib is not advised. :facepalm:

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 20 Jul 2022, 11:27
by bound_jenny
bounddosster wrote:
Pen holder.jpg
Licking of the nib is not advised. :facepalm:
A very subtle way to tell some pencil-pusher to put that pen where the sun don't shine! :rofl:

I hope that pen at least vibrates. :idea:

Jenny.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 20 Jul 2022, 12:37
by bounddosster
bound_jenny wrote:A very subtle way to tell some pencil-pusher to put that pen where the sun don't shine! :rofl:
Jenny.
I never thought of that, I'll have to buy some and give them out to every pen pusher I come across. Just let me count up a few I already know. :shock: I'd have to sell the house to be able to afford that many.

Re: Images that made my day

Posted: 20 Jul 2022, 21:33
by JIMDINI
Reminds me of the Big Yins (Billy Connolly) joke about the wife murderer explaining to th Police why he buried her body with the bum sticking out "Well I needed somewhere to park my bike."