Party on isle 15!!!

[Dark_Lizerd]

I think a section for "Humor" or "Funnies" could be intertaining...

[Tenderfoot88]

Isn't that primarily what "Everything else" is for?

and lol at the pic.

[bound_jenny]

Why do you think I hang around hardware stores a lot?

Jenny.

[ponylady]

Why do you think I hang around hardware stores a lot?

you do realize i won't get rid of that picture right now in my minds eye for @ least week ?

Maybe next time phrase your reply with a bit less of doublemeaning ?

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Been doin' the 'depot a lot lately. Have to look for that sign. The first thing I think of, before getting whatever I need for the house is what kink needs do I have. I don't dare make out a shopping list for that stuff though, but I don't really need one, as kink takes up about 80% of my conscious thought.

[bounddosster]

Been doin' the 'depot a lot lately. Have to look for that sign. The first thing I think of, before getting whatever I need for the house is what kink needs do I have. I don't dare make out a shopping list for that stuff though, but I don't really need one, as kink takes up about 80% of my conscious thought.

Me too, every time I go shopping I'm always looking out for stuff that could be put to a kinky use.
Great minds think alike Shannon or should that be kinky minds think alike.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I just like to make sure I have enough $$ when I go, or else I could come up short on home remodeling supplies. I can't get mad, much less stay mad at my kink. Just don't want it causing delays on my projects.

[bound_jenny]

Best place to find all sorts of pervertables.

Rope, chains, padlocks, etc. for the usual fun.

Most interesting is really long cable ties, like in the 24 to 48 inch range. Perfect for corset boning! Cut to length, soften the ends with a candle flame, and voila!

Best fun is a tightlaced, smartly-dressed lady coming to the checkout with a couple of packages of 48-inch cable ties, some bundles of rope, and looking at the expression of the cashier.

I'd say it's somewhere in the general area of "swallowed a goldfish".

Jenny.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

If we learned anything form "Breaking Bad", it's that you don't buy everything in one place. Unless you are trying to get that reaction from the cashier. Personally, I hope to see the one that "gets me" and smiles as she rings me up.

[bounddosster]

Best place to find all sorts of pervertables.

Rope, chains, padlocks, etc. for the usual fun.

Most interesting is really long cable ties, like in the 24 to 48 inch range. Perfect for corset boning! Cut to length, soften the ends with a candle flame, and voila!

Best fun is a tightlaced, smartly-dressed lady coming to the checkout with a couple of packages of 48-inch cable ties, some bundles of rope, and looking at the expression of the cashier.

I'd say it's somewhere in the general area of "swallowed a goldfish".

Jenny.

I actually had this once, I was doing some major electrical work and was right out of cable ties so went to Screwfix and bought a lot of different sizes probably about twenty packs, I thought nothing of it but the cashier said "I won't ask what you want that lot for". It was a purely innocent purchase but after the cashies comment I realise what could be read into the most innocent of purchases. My response to the cashier was "it's all perfectly innocent" and gave her a wink.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I actually had this once, I was doing some major electrical work and was right out of cable ties so went to Screwfix and bought a lot of different sizes probably about twenty packs, I thought nothing of it but the cashier said "I won't ask what you want that lot for". It was a purely innocent purchase but after the cashies comment I realise what could be read into the most innocent of purchases. My response to the cashier was "it's all perfectly innocent" and gave her a wink.

We have a winner!

[bounddosster]

Whoopee I'm a winner. . and my prize is?

[Shannon SteelSlave]

That cashier, for a day of debauchery!

[bounddosster]

Nice, I'll ask her to bring some more cable ties, the long ones.

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I know this is my first post here, but I'm always online here for about 2 years now
I really like beeing in the hardware store to look for stuff and I once bought that pack of 40 clothespins and a piece of wood I think no one there had in mind that I would create a type of handcuffs out of the wood and 40 clothespins? y'all lnow why ;D
(when I understood how it works) I have a picture what I did for you

I missed to buy glue for the wood but I'll buy that soon