I thought I'd make a thread for it.
Basically if involves tying yourself up, and going through these stations in your back garden, to get all the keys which are requiredto get the final key to ge tback inside your house.
So many of those ideas are very farfetched:
PLEASE EXCUSE THE ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE PICTURES I'm CRAP AT DRAWING IT'S NOT MY FAULT
THIS IS A FICTIONAL SCENARIO TRY IT AT YOUR OWN RISK, AND IT'S VERY EXPNSIVE TO GET ALL THE INGREDIENTS AS WELL!
To start with:
Handcuffed tightly behind, mouth must be used for most challenges. Handcuffs are connected to both underwear and collar tightly.
Option of wearing a diaper if you are into that kind of thing, and all participants must drink 2 litres of water beforehand.
A huge bra stuffed to a huge size (say EE) for extra humiliation
Makeup? Extra humiliation
Another option instead of the diaper could be a pony tail butt plug and crotch rope / chastity belt for the handcuffs to connect to.
You should also start covered in some sticky substance like honey or syrup.
You will look something like this from behind:
The picture doesn't include a bra. The underwear is permanently wedgied in your ass! This means whenever you bend over it will pull a bit more
The underwear must be strong enough that you cannot give yourself a very hard wedgie and rip it.
The stations:
These can be done in any order
Station 1
Key hidden in a pile of freshly cut grass / feathers / cotton wool / other humiliating substance that would stick to the body.
Station 2
A rope is attached to bucket on top of a tree / fence, must be pulled down with hands or teeth to retrieve key, also covers you in some unpleasant substance. Urine? Paint? Tomato ketchup? Mustard? Syrup? You could have more than one of these buckets! *evil grin*
Station 3
Maybe a bit farfetched, but a bush / shed that must be crawled into, when key is removed with mouth, the string is set free and and a large paddle with a weight strapped on swings down onto arse. Alternative could involve the remote for a vibrating butt plug being activated.
Station 4
A key in the middle of a paddling pool, with a small layer of water based paint at the bottom. To pick the key up with the hands, it will be necessary to lie down on your back, or at the very least get your paint on your bum. A very brave person could pick up the key with their teeth, but paint on the face and in the mouth is definitely not advised.
Station 5
If there is a door to the front garden, a key simply on the drive out front. This could say require the key from the grass pile, and so can only be done once the person is covered in grass, for maximum humiliation.
Station 6
A bucket or large container of water in a pulley system (e.g. over a greased tree branch) with a key and a weight. The bucket will rise allowing the key to fall once enough water is drunk. There is a metal ring attached to the tree branch to make the pulley only go one way.
Station 7
The only way to get to one key is by walking over a part of the ground with several upturned pieces of sellotape, each with a few grains of dry rice on them. Stepping on one attaches it to your foot and becomes Chinese tape torture. Difficult to get off.
Station 8
Ladder, with first few steps greased. If you fall (bearing in mind you cannot use hands) backwards, you fall on a mattress COVERED in shaving foam (about 7 - 10 bottles, you'll be literally covered!). Key is on the branch that the ladder is leaning on.
Station 9
If there is a hole in the fence to your next door neighbour’s back garden, throw a key into their garden! I only know about the laws in England, but in England it is not trespassing unless you break the peace, or break in entry. So you are more likely to get done for public indecency!
SAFETY MEASURES
A window into the house that is closed but not locked, and is big enough to get in. Opening it will cause a rope (attached to the inside handle) to pull a big bucket of paint onto the floor. Or if the back garden has two back doors, one is unlocked but booby trapped in a similar way.
Or possibly a booby trapped spare key for the locked door. A treasured item that will come crashing to the floor with the spare key.
And an emergency hands free phone?
And if the neighbours come out with a video camera RUN LIKE FUCK
