I spend a lot of time nude both indoors and outside. Including some flashing activity. A few years back, I was home alone one night about 10pm and came up with a bright idea for a very short but risky walk.
The home had an attached garage that faced the street I was in the dark garage with the door open just enjoying the night air on my naked body and stepping into the shadows of the garage if a car came around the corner in the street.
Time to wind up the evening, I decided to step out of the garage and pull the door closed and lock it. My short risky walk would take me to the front door which was "unlocked".
I did not hear any cars coming or see any headlights so down came the door and I locked it. Slowly, I walked to the front door enjoying the "trapped" feeling only to find the front door locked tight as a rock.
OMG
My entire life flashed before me. I could already read the headlines in the paper.
This is where a backup plan would have been a good idea. Of course I didn't have one.
So I hussled back to the garage door. Now this door did not have the typical sliding bar lock but instead had a hinged metal slab that was spring loaded and simply slipped over a small ramp and into a notch. If the handle was unlocked, turning the handle pulled a bar that in turn swung the metal slab out away from it's notch just enough to open the door.
I was never able to do it again, but that night with adrenlin pooring from my ears, lifting straight up on the garage door some how jumped the slab out of the notch and the door opened.
The next time, I tripple checked the front door and being young and dumb, the tripple check was my backup plan.
