It is time for another update, this is also relevant to another thread I'm chatting in - showing just how crazy thick, my fake cum is.
My current recipe is a mix, of 2 recipes joined.
1.
Put 3x caffeine tablets and 3xzinc tablets in a glass 1/4 filled with hot water, they should mostly dissolve in 20 minutes
2.
Get 1 to 1.5 cups of flax seed (both brown and gold work) and 3 cups of water
Gently boil this on the stove top on medium / medium low, for at least 5 to 10 minutes.
As you stir it with a spoon you'll see it bubbling and sliming up. Might even take 15 minutes
You will need to strain this somehow, it's very awkward, time consuming and difficult, I haven't found a good way, except a metal kitchen seive and 5 minutes of time
3.
Get 5 table spoons of cornflour (cornstarch) put them in a glass and half fill it with cold water.
Stir it over and over and over until there's no more dry bits or lumps.
Put it in another saucepan on the stove top, add 4 cups of water, on medium to medium high,
Keep stirring this until it starts bubbling, look out the stuff is like napalm. Turn it to very low once it's gone clear / thick
Add the glass of zinc / caffeine
Add salt to taste to either one or both the 2 pots on the stove.
Now you can combine the 'slimy' fake cum, with the 'flourey' cum and you end up with a thick, slimy, salty, batch of fake cum.
Here's a picture of the cornstarch batch:
Here's a pict of the flaxseed batch: (it looks off colour, it's no where near as bad in real life and the texture is almost flawless)
Sorry, I forgot to take a picture of both, once mixed. It's thick though and salty and nasty, as intended.