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Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 10 Jan 2023, 23:31
by Kinbaku
bounddosster wrote:Unfortunately I can't read your mind but feel free to share any ideas in a pm. :wink:
Without reading it yourself, print out the PM and let her read it (if you dare :mrgreen: ).
You can share it later if you want.

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 11 Jan 2023, 12:37
by bounddosster
kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:Unfortunately I can't read your mind but feel free to share any ideas in a pm. :wink:
Without reading it yourself, print out the PM and let her read it (if you dare :mrgreen: ).
You can share it later if you want.
I'm not crazy you know, They gave me the paperwork to prove it.

As to sharing it, well you'll all just have to use your imaginations. :)

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 11 Jan 2023, 14:01
by Shannon SteelSlave
bounddosster wrote: I'm not crazy you know, They gave me the paperwork to prove it.
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Does everyone else have this certificate?

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 12 Jan 2023, 01:15
by bound_jenny
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Does everyone else have this certificate?
Mine says "Not Crazy". With footnotes "Atypical" and "tendency toward megalomania and bakery".

:mrgreen:

Jenny.

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 12 Jan 2023, 12:40
by bounddosster
Mine is self signed, I certified myself not crazy.
I couldn't find anyone else crazy enough to sign it.

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 12 Jan 2023, 12:48
by Gregovic
Ooohhh, I have one of those. Only it says I'm clearly a loony and need to be kept locked in straightjacket and strapped down to the bed. :mrgreen: :rofl:

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 12 Jan 2023, 13:52
by Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 12 Jan 2023, 18:26
by bounddosster
If ever your presented with a certificate declaring some ones sanity always check the small print. There might be an only valid
under certain circumstances clause or a non acceptance of responsibility statement. I usually find most documents have a "just covering my arse" clause so you can't get any redress.

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 13 Jan 2023, 16:13
by Natasha Belle
What an awesome way to end a holiday. I suitably impressed and rather envious.
I'd add that even with the 'distractions' you were likely driving safer than most on the road so all power to you. I can only imagine how it felt, as a transperson I didn't take the opportunity to drive in a skirt until I was so used to dressing female that it was nothing special.
In the UK very little is expressly prohibited legally as the system prefers things like 'driving in an unsafe manner' which earns lawyers more money. That said it has it's advantages as some of the shit boxes I've been called out to impound can be actioned on the spot rather than cause an incident and kill third parties.
That's a great post and I really enjoyed reading about it too. I wish you many, many happy miles.

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 17 Jan 2023, 15:55
by bounddosster
I was looking through our holiday photos and discovered this sneaky photo my wife took of me on the beach as I was looking at something interesting. I had no idea she had took it and no idea I was showing that much of the new knickers she had bought me. Luckily I don't think you can tell there ladies panties unless your close. Can you?

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 02:06
by bound_jenny
bounddosster wrote:no idea I was showing that much of the new knickers she had bought me
You're almost qualified to be a plumber. A bit more butt crack and you have a nice job... :rofl:

It's the knickers that are blocking the view.

Jenny.

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 10:49
by bounddosster
bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:no idea I was showing that much of the new knickers she had bought me
You're almost qualified to be a plumber. A bit more butt crack and you have a nice job... :rofl:

It's the knickers that are blocking the view.

Jenny.
Actually plumping is one of my skills and I've never been afraid to show my rear, whether someone wants to see it or not is another question. :)

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 13:49
by Shannon SteelSlave
bounddosster wrote: plumping is one of my skills and I've never been afraid to show my rear, whether someone wants to see it or not is another question. :)
"Plumping"?

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 14:08
by Kinbaku
Here in Belgium, the plumbers remove the dirt from the drain pipe to allow the water to flow through again.
Bounddosster is a specialist in removing dirt from the earth (the black stones) with his green stick, which sometimes causes the waters of the seas to have a high tide instead of a low tide.
So finally I know it's not the moon and the sun that are causing this. :idea:

Re: The perfect end to a fun packed holiday.

Posted: 18 Jan 2023, 14:11
by Shannon SteelSlave
kinbaku wrote:it's not the moon and the sun that are causing this. :idea:
Nah, too easy.........