world's shortest bdsm joke
world's shortest bdsm joke
says the masochist: "torture me"
answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
That is very funnyponylady wrote:says the masochist: "torture me"
answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Ring,ring. Mistress Madame's house, how may I help you? Oh, you want to talk to Mistress? Sorry, she's tied up at the moment!
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
I was chatting on a platform I won't name at 3:47am, with a promiscuous user in the same time zone, who asked if I was good in bed. I replied
"No".
"No".
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
I called my mistress on the cell phone last night. She replied, "Hmfff ..."
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Human fleshlight
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
One of my all time favorite movies.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
When i read the (still beautifull) book „shoeless joe“ afterwards, i was a bit disappointed,
Because the movie was able to create a magical feeling of wonderment that only could be told
In the combination of words & pictures.
But i rant.
It is not really a joke. It stands for „tidied“ .
Think about what we know about james earl jones character and you‘ll understand.
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Nailed it.ponylady wrote:One of my all time favorite movies.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
When i read the (still beautifull) book „shoeless joe“ afterwards, i was a bit disappointed,
Because the movie was able to create a magical feeling of wonderment that only could be told
In the combination of words & pictures.
But i rant.
It is not really a joke. It stands for „tidied“ .
Think about what we know about james earl jones character and you‘ll understand.
Kevin Costner thought it was funny. But no, I do not agree. Except I imagine Jame Earl Jones's voice answering, "Ty (Cobb) died". ("Now go away". ) Just what a recluse like Terrance might say. Great movie.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
Jenny.
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Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
I'm a little concerned they were talking to a piece of rope and majorly concerned the rope talked back.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Perhaps it wanted to be the gagbounddosster wrote:Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
I'm a little concerned they were talking to a piece of rope and majorly concerned the rope talked back.
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