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The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 18:43
by bounddosster
Reading about the easy hide fucking machine brought back a memory from my younger experimental, lacking in health and safety days. :facepalm:

I was about 12, I had an old shed in the garden with power and a light which was sort of my workshop and play den. It was also a good place to stash my porn mags. I was into playing with bondage even back then and I would tie myself down to the wooden floor using eye bolts with chains and padlocks. Then wanted a be wanked off while chained down. I did have a girlfriend then that enjoyed wanking me but I was too embarrassed to involve her with my bondage so I needed a machine to give the helping hand.

I set about building a wanking machine. This consisted of a 2x4" piece of wood about 18" long. On one end I secured a piece of plastic pipe into which my cock fitted nicely and once I was erect it was not coming out. On the other end, I mounted an old record player motor which was wired via a switch to the main electric. On the motor shaft, I glued a large nut position off-center so it would cause vibration through the wood. I fixed the wood on a pivot to the shed floor and was ready to try it out. I didn't bother with test runs back then.

My parents were out and there I was stark naked chained to the shed floor, escape was via the keys that I left laying on the floor near my left hand. My new invention was between my legs and the switch was operated by my toe and my erect cock was firmly grasped by the machine.

I switched it on. The result was pleasurable for about 20 seconds then all hell broke loose. The wooded arm was wildly vibrating trying to rip my cock off while at the same time repeatedly bashing me in the balls. Added to this was the fact the shed floor was acting like a soundbox and causing a very loud drumming noise that must have been audible four houses away.

The machine was actually a success in that it did cause me to cum, rather violently with cum being sprayed all other the place with much of it hitting me in the face. I was somewhat panicking, alternating between trying to get the key and turning the machine off with my big toe. Somehow I got the machine off and just lay there taking it all in and thinking of ways to modify the machine.

If you want some idea of how it felt and you're a male, Take a power sander, don't forget to remove the sandpaper :shock: , then with the sander on full power press it against your daggling balls. How I know that is another story for another time.

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 12 Apr 2022, 22:09
by Bound Whore
Thanks, I'll stick to my HiSmith. :lol:

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 08:40
by SBadiction
bounddosster wrote: If you want some idea of how it felt and you're a male, Take a power sander, don't forget to remove the sandpaper :shock: , then with the sander on full power press it against your daggling balls. How I know that is another story for another time.
Make sure it's an oscillating sander and not a rotary sander otherwise you could lose bits of your body you'd rather like to keep.

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 10:47
by Shannon SteelSlave
Dosster's is an old school, 1982 Hismith.
Record players can do more than play music. Another idea besides converting rotary to reciprocating motion :
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Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 15:04
by Shannon SteelSlave
Now that I think about it, what kinky applications does a Dual Action (DA) round sander have? It spins until it meets resistance then vibrates. Sanders had nothing to do with Dosster's build, just mentioned for comparison, but it got me thinking, which can always lead to kinking..........

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 16:59
by bounddosster
SBadiction wrote:
bounddosster wrote: If you want some idea of how it felt and you're a male, Take a power sander, don't forget to remove the sandpaper :shock: , then with the sander on full power press it against your daggling balls. How I know that is another story for another time.
Make sure it's an oscillating sander and not a rotary sander otherwise you could lose bits of your body you'd rather like to keep.
Good point SBadiction. My attention to health & safety has improved over the years. :)

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 17:02
by bounddosster
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Dosster's is an old school, 1982 Hismith.
Record players can do more than play music. Another idea besides converting rotary to reciprocating motion :
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That will do the paintwork some good won't it, Try writing that on your insurance claim form.

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 17:14
by bounddosster
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Now that I think about it, what kinky applications does a Dual Action (DA) round sander have? It spins until it meets resistance then vibrates. Sanders had nothing to do with Dosster's build, just mentioned for comparison, but it got me thinking, which can always lead to kinking..........
My past adventures have been with the old-style oscillating sanders. If applied so the pad just touches your balls it shakes the hell out of them. A girlfriend had great fun finding that sweet spot while I was tied to a work bench in a garage.

Another use I did try putting a profile sander to was hair removal. First totally shaved then when the stubble just started popping through I'd go over my legs with the sander with the finest of wet n dry paper attached to the pad. It did actually work at first leaving me with super soft skin but it is very dodgy to use. You can easily rub your skin to the point of soreness without realizing it. I soon gave the idea up.

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 13 Apr 2022, 17:24
by Shannon SteelSlave
I use a DA sander for exfoliation. Just try to stay away from sand media paper that causes cancer. (Probably metal working paper, I stick to wood working paper)
You're right though about burning through. Less is better. What feels "right and soft" at the moment might be too much as you would feel later on, because when the epidermis layer is sloughed off, the dermis layer becomes inflamed. Too deep, and it can become infected or rash.
Go lighter than you think, scrub with soap and water, then apply your favourite moisturizer lotion/cream.

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 05:12
by Karren
I would have loved to see the video of this on Ridiculousness!

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 05:49
by Shannon SteelSlave
Ridiculousness = A television programme featuring outrageous videos.
Whether or not better machines have been made, remember, this was built and posted to DIY. The ability to create and program are always highly regarded by me.
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Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 09:22
by bound_jenny
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Ridiculousness = A television programme featuring outrageous videos.
Whether or not better machines have been made, remember, this was built and posted to DIY. The ability to create and program are always highly regarded by me.
Reminds me of something
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We all have a bit of Tony Stark - or Red Green- in us. We create things and ideas. In our case, most of it is fun.

Cave, basement, garage, wherever we are, we are always looking for a good wank or fuck - in this case, with power tools... :wink:

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy. :mrgreen:

( :idea: here in Quebec, in French, the word "cave", is a colloquialism for "basement" )

Jenny.

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 11:48
by bounddosster
I'm more Red Green. I certainly have my moments of inspired genius or as the wife calls them "disaster in the making".

Re: The wanking machine, Mk 1

Posted: 15 Apr 2022, 22:31
by Karren
I loved Red Green. Keep your stick on the ice!