And uniformsbound_jenny wrote:Take us out of orbit, Mr. Kinbaku, and set a course for Altair VI, warp factor five.
(though my starship would look more like one from the nasty alternate Spock-with-a-beard universe... )
Jenny.
Seriously?
Re: Seriously?
Never confuse your ambitions with your abilities. If you can't free yourself, who will?
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
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Yep, that's it!
Who's up for a ride in the Agonizer?
Jenny.
Who's up for a ride in the Agonizer?
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Seriously?
Course to Altair VI, warp factor 5, has been set. Because I steer everything with my mind I have no problems with all kinds of starships.bound_jenny wrote:kinbaku wrote:https://www.swpc.noaa.gov/news/geomagne ... -30-31-oct
My navigation computer tilts. Fortunately I now know that at the 2nd star it has to be right after the big bend around the lagoon nebula.
That's another one of those things where I say something completely in jest and.... it happens.
Take us out of orbit, Mr. Kinbaku, and set a course for Altair VI, warp factor five.
(though my starship would look more like one from the nasty alternate Spock-with-a-beard universe... )
Jenny.
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Engage!kinbaku wrote:Course to Altair VI, warp factor 5, has been set. Because I steer everything with my mind I have no problems with all kinds of starships.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Seriously?
And said Magicians should be appropriately punished for using their magic to disrupt the sciencebound_jenny wrote:Darn magicians screwing up reality all the time....CheerfullyInsane wrote:Scientists have calculated that the chance of anything so patently absurd actually existing are millions to one. But magicians have calculated that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten."
grumble-grumble-grumble
Jenny.
Never confuse your ambitions with your abilities. If you can't free yourself, who will?
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
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I guess that librarian in the first one shooshed the wrong person.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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The glasses I could do, as well as the dress (although the beard would probably make it a little weird.....)bound_jenny wrote: Small round glasses, hair tightly pulled back in a bun, and maybe a lovely dress like this one
The hair-bun is going to be something of a logistical challenge though, considering my hair is about ½ inch long.....
I could possibly manage a flatbread, but I'm afraid a bun is out of the question.
Or the right person, depending on your point of view.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I guess that librarian in the first one shooshed the wrong person.
Re: Seriously?
As long as he doesn't upset Susan. (STP reference)Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I guess that librarian in the first one shooshed the wrong person.
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I love her outfit.JIMDINI wrote:As long as he doesn't upset Susan.
I'd change out the sword for a whip, though.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Well, that sword is Susan's idea of a her grandfathers (That would be Death, Yes, The Death) scythe.bound_jenny wrote:I love her outfit.JIMDINI wrote:As long as he doesn't upset Susan.
I'd change out the sword for a whip, though.
Jenny.
Not sure you can muck about with an anthromorpophic instrument designed to cut the threads of souls without seriously upsetting Discworld.
Then again, Discworld does seem to cope with an uncanny amount of disasters at a fairly terrifying frequency, so.....
Carry on, I guess.