A robe I can wear to answer the door

[Shannon SteelSlave]

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[bound_jenny]

I keep telling people a gate doesn't make me appear unwelcoming. It's the ten foot height, electrification, razor wire, sharpened spikes, killer dog patrols, minefield, machine guns mounted in the observation towers and the large sign saying " F**K OFF" that makes me appear unwelcoming.

Of course we all know that you're a great big softie with a kind heart and who says "release the hounds" once in a while.

Jenny.

[Kinbaku]

I keep telling people a gate doesn't make me appear unwelcoming. It's the ten foot height, electrification, razor wire, sharpened spikes, killer dog patrols, minefield, machine guns mounted in the observation towers and the large sign saying " F**K OFF" that makes me appear unwelcoming.

Of course we all know that your a great big softie with a kind heart and who says "release the hounds" once in a while.

Jenny.

Yes, because these dogs need to be fed every now and then.

[bounddosster]

I keep telling people a gate doesn't make me appear unwelcoming. It's the ten foot height, electrification, razor wire, sharpened spikes, killer dog patrols, minefield, machine guns mounted in the observation towers and the large sign saying " F**K OFF" that makes me appear unwelcoming.

Of course we all know that you're a great big softie with a kind heart and who says "release the hounds" once in a while.

Jenny.

Its more like release the chickens now, I'd say release the cat but her response would be the same as written on the gates.

[Riddle]

This might be cheaper than the moat, alligators (or imported crocodiles), and drawbridge.
A crew-neck short sleeved nightshirt:
https://www.vermontcountrystore.com/men ... duct/68441

[bound_jenny]

This might be cheaper than the moat, alligators (or imported crocodiles), and drawbridge.
A crew-neck short sleeved nightshirt:
https://www.vermontcountrystore.com/men ... duct/68441

And I had my heart set on a moat filled with crocs...

I'll go sulk now...

grumble-grumble-tee-shirts-grumble-grumble



Jenny.

[bounddosster]

The trouble with Crocs is they don't just stay in the water.