Insert things in ass for my boyfriend

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Post by tieman »

I don't think that there is even a category for that kind of record!!! :lol:

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I checked with Guinness and there are some "interesting" catagories but nothing on that subject.
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Post by curious_sb »

According to guinness you need a witness, and an official from Guiness World Records to witness the attempt, and so long as no-one else has even tried, you only need to insert one to be a world record holder for:

"Most ice cubes inserted in rectum"

Now if you really want that published along with your real name and location, please let me know so I can go buy a copy ahahaha... :D
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Post by Little Emma »

he still thinks it s painful and i m afraid it ll hurt him :(
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Post by Venom »

Wow its been a while since i posted here



1), YES, there is such a thing as too much lube, but as long as you dont pump it in with a hose you are probably ok, just if you end up with liquid defication all over your bed dont come crying to us :D


2), never having put anything in my ass myself, the idea intrigues me, greatly... end of the day you have to be a risktaker else your life will be boring every damn day


just sit him there and tell him to push his own limits, if he doesnt then he will be stuck in 'limbo' forever, never knowing if he will like it or not
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Post by Grinser »

Venom wrote:if he doesnt then he will be stuck in 'limbo' forever
And that is a really stupid situation. I mean, your back must hurt like hell after a while and the music will get really annoying. Yuck
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Post by Venom »

Grinser wrote:
Venom wrote:if he doesnt then he will be stuck in 'limbo' forever
And that is a really stupid situation. I mean, your back must hurt like hell after a while and the music will get really annoying. Yuck


that was such a disgraceful joke i didn't stop laughing for 20 minutes :P
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Post by curious_sb »

Theres a phrase we have in the uk, its quite derogatory, meaning, get lost. But it goes something like this "Stick it up your arse". The same thing is written on the instructions for buttplugs.... :roll:
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Ice in the ass

Post by silverbear »

tieman wrote:It never felt like an enema, just a liquid thing in my butt and very pleasurable. How many can I insert? I do not remember but it was a few. Is there a world's record?
I've done that myself.

Several times, I've inserted up to 5 ou 6
ice cubes in my butt.

I also used a popsiccle mold to make ice:
it's a trunkated cone about 1½" wide at the base,
1" at the top, and 3" long.

Once inserted, it feel wonderfully cold,

I thoudht of a way to make ice dildoes:
- you take a cardboard tube from a paper towel roll,
- insert a condom inside, making sure it goes down enough,
- pour water for the derired lenght of ice,
- put in the freezer, preferably in a jar who's opening is
a little bigger than the tube, tu insure it stays vertical.

When frozen, unmold, and put it in your favorite place.

the feeling should be interesting.
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Post by jake »

Every time i see this topic title i grin.
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Post by bound_jenny »

xatm092 wrote:Every time i see this topic title i grin.
You're not alone! :lol:

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