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Dominatrix Droid? I'd bet that a lot of our denizens would want to order that one. :whip:

But that's the base model. The Super Deluxe model has more... padding... in the right places... :wink:

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Did anyone get a Private Message from Google [Bot] ?
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If so, what did it say?
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I've never received any PMs from a bot, although I've noticed them sometimes sending a PM or replying to a post (or trying to). What may be happening is a Searchbot will occasionally wander onto a 'post reply' or 'send private message' page and not know what to say.
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Well, if they ever do want to make contact, I will try my best to be nice. I'm already trying to learn their language. They could be a big help to me around here. I wonder if robits can vote, like in that poll I have. I come in peace and 010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.

8) :mrgreen:

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bound_jenny wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.

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Possibly there is a mistake and the last 1 must be 0. :D
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010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011 = Greetings
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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bound_jenny wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.

8) :mrgreen:

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That's because you told it in archaic ASCII.
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Gregovic wrote:
alex bound wrote:It caught my eye after reading LJs "Views, lots of them". Promise you, I am not a bot. Actually, not the oldest thread I resurrected...... But I didn't even look before posting to this one. You're a cool guy, Slave_L.
Are you sure? That sounds exactly like what a bot would say.
I wish. If we are all planning to welcome our robit friends, then this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote: ... this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator
It's a good translator, but hopefully some bots don't speak a dialect. :)
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kinbaku wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote: ... this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator
It's a good translator, but hopefully some bots don't speak a dialect. :)
You got that right. In some dialects, if you misnumerate 01 as 10, instead of getting a bunch of robots laughing, you make them really mad at you.

You don't want to mess with an angry bot... :shock:

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bound_jenny wrote:You don't want to mess with an angry bot... :shock: Jenny.
Better them than a Wookie. A droid don't rip your arms out of the sockets when you beat them at chess.
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And remember not to feed them after midnight.
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Sergio wrote:And remember not to feed them after midnight.
And not too much oil.
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Anyways, the bots are composing private messages, and I just want to give you all the proper tools if they should reach out to you.
I am not saying to trust them unconditionally, though. If you see a naked person walking down the highway, you need to assume that is a Terminator looking for clothes.
The Iron Giant would be a nice addition to our club, if he ever decides to join, and I wouldn't want to say the wrong thing.
So, good robits, and bad robits. Come in at least 2 varieties. Be sure to keep a bucket of water handy, and keep your eyes on this thread for more helpful advice as we welcome them here.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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