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- bound_jenny
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Re: bots
Dominatrix Droid? I'd bet that a lot of our denizens would want to order that one.
But that's the base model. The Super Deluxe model has more... padding... in the right places...
Jenny.
But that's the base model. The Super Deluxe model has more... padding... in the right places...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: bots
Did anyone get a Private Message from Google [Bot] ?
If so, what did it say?Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Re: bots
I've never received any PMs from a bot, although I've noticed them sometimes sending a PM or replying to a post (or trying to). What may be happening is a Searchbot will occasionally wander onto a 'post reply' or 'send private message' page and not know what to say.
Natale
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: bots
Well, if they ever do want to make contact, I will try my best to be nice. I'm already trying to learn their language. They could be a big help to me around here. I wonder if robits can vote, like in that poll I have. I come in peace and 010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
- bound_jenny
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Re: bots
I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: bots
Possibly there is a mistake and the last 1 must be 0.bound_jenny wrote:I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
Jenny.
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: bots
010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011 = Greetings
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Re: bots
That's because you told it in archaic ASCII.bound_jenny wrote:I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011
Jenny.
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: bots
I wish. If we are all planning to welcome our robit friends, then this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslatorGregovic wrote:Are you sure? That sounds exactly like what a bot would say.alex bound wrote:It caught my eye after reading LJs "Views, lots of them". Promise you, I am not a bot. Actually, not the oldest thread I resurrected...... But I didn't even look before posting to this one. You're a cool guy, Slave_L.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Re: bots
It's a good translator, but hopefully some bots don't speak a dialect.Shannon SteelSlave wrote: ... this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator
- bound_jenny
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Re: bots
You got that right. In some dialects, if you misnumerate 01 as 10, instead of getting a bunch of robots laughing, you make them really mad at you.kinbaku wrote:It's a good translator, but hopefully some bots don't speak a dialect.Shannon SteelSlave wrote: ... this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator
You don't want to mess with an angry bot...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: bots
Better them than a Wookie. A droid don't rip your arms out of the sockets when you beat them at chess.bound_jenny wrote:You don't want to mess with an angry bot... Jenny.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
- Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: bots
Anyways, the bots are composing private messages, and I just want to give you all the proper tools if they should reach out to you.
I am not saying to trust them unconditionally, though. If you see a naked person walking down the highway, you need to assume that is a Terminator looking for clothes.
The Iron Giant would be a nice addition to our club, if he ever decides to join, and I wouldn't want to say the wrong thing.
So, good robits, and bad robits. Come in at least 2 varieties. Be sure to keep a bucket of water handy, and keep your eyes on this thread for more helpful advice as we welcome them here.
I am not saying to trust them unconditionally, though. If you see a naked person walking down the highway, you need to assume that is a Terminator looking for clothes.
The Iron Giant would be a nice addition to our club, if he ever decides to join, and I wouldn't want to say the wrong thing.
So, good robits, and bad robits. Come in at least 2 varieties. Be sure to keep a bucket of water handy, and keep your eyes on this thread for more helpful advice as we welcome them here.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!