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[bound_jenny]

Dominatrix Droid? I'd bet that a lot of our denizens would want to order that one.

But that's the base model. The Super Deluxe model has more... padding... in the right places...

Jenny.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Did anyone get a Private Message from Google [Bot] ?

If so, what did it say?

[Natale]

I've never received any PMs from a bot, although I've noticed them sometimes sending a PM or replying to a post (or trying to). What may be happening is a Searchbot will occasionally wander onto a 'post reply' or 'send private message' page and not know what to say.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Well, if they ever do want to make contact, I will try my best to be nice. I'm already trying to learn their language. They could be a big help to me around here. I wonder if robits can vote, like in that poll I have. I come in peace and 010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011

[bound_jenny]

010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011

I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.



Jenny.

[kinbaku]

010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011

I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.

Jenny.

Possibly there is a mistake and the last 1 must be 0.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011 = Greetings

[sweh]

010001110111001001100101011001010111010001101001011011100110011101110011

I told that one to an audience of robots a while ago and they laughed until they split their welds and their bolts fell off.



Jenny.

That's because you told it in archaic ASCII.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

It caught my eye after reading LJs "Views, lots of them". Promise you, I am not a bot. Actually, not the oldest thread I resurrected...... But I didn't even look before posting to this one. You're a cool guy, Slave_L.

Are you sure? That sounds exactly like what a bot would say.

I wish. If we are all planning to welcome our robit friends, then this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator

[kinbaku]

... this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator

It's a good translator, but hopefully some bots don't speak a dialect.

[bound_jenny]

... this tool might help : https://lingojam.com/BinaryTranslator

It's a good translator, but hopefully some bots don't speak a dialect.

You got that right. In some dialects, if you misnumerate 01 as 10, instead of getting a bunch of robots laughing, you make them really mad at you.

You don't want to mess with an angry bot...

Jenny.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

You don't want to mess with an angry bot... Jenny.

Better them than a Wookie. A droid don't rip your arms out of the sockets when you beat them at chess.

[Sergio]

And remember not to feed them after midnight.

[kinbaku]

And remember not to feed them after midnight.

And not too much oil.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Anyways, the bots are composing private messages, and I just want to give you all the proper tools if they should reach out to you.
I am not saying to trust them unconditionally, though. If you see a naked person walking down the highway, you need to assume that is a Terminator looking for clothes.
The Iron Giant would be a nice addition to our club, if he ever decides to join, and I wouldn't want to say the wrong thing.
So, good robits, and bad robits. Come in at least 2 varieties. Be sure to keep a bucket of water handy, and keep your eyes on this thread for more helpful advice as we welcome them here.