Danish hamburger restaurant will also sell sex toys

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Re: Danish hamburger restaurant will also sell sex toys

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A screen dump in case the original page should disappear:


"Completely innocent new year"

"Nice feather duster, not any good on furniture"

"Soft handcuffs for friendly civilian arrests"

"Rotating lipstick, for tickling the lips"
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Re: Danish hamburger restaurant will also sell sex toys

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Indeed, the original page did disappear. The most understandable thing on the page, at this point, to this non-Danish-speaking whip-wielder is what appears to be a beer ad on a cell phone. :lol:

I suppose you were originally referring to the "massagemiddel"? As in massage oil?

The dice look interesting. There's one for actions, and one for a body part. Now what do the unseen faces have? :idea: :idea: :idea:

Nice hosiery too. :D

Mankini? Now that's gruesome! :shock: :rofl:

And just to complement the fuzzy handcuffs, a feather duster! :rofl:

All this in a supermarket... Danes are perverts! :mrgreen:

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The interesting part is, whether it will sell, and if it will stay on the shelves after new years eve, should that be the case.

And yes, "massagemiddel" is "massage oil".
That is some euphemism for a silicone based lubricant.
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