I slid a chair into its spot under the desk and stacked books on top of the chair so that it could not tip or lean. The desk/chair was directly across from the door. I tied a rope to the door handle at one end. At the other I used a noose knot to rope my balls. I then scooted back towards the chair and lifted my legs into the air. From this position I tied two previously set ropes from the chair to each of my ankles, keeping them suspended in the air. By doing this I was rolled up into a little ball so that I could not move closer to the door and the position of my legs caused the rope on the handle to stretch my balls out. I had set up an ice lock that was on the door side of the chair. On the other side I tied a rope and brought it around the bottom of the chair. Two slats in the chair were holding the ice lock in place. I had tied another noose knot at the end of the rope that had been brought underneath the chair. From the position I was in (balls tied, legs suspended) I raised my arms above my head and slipped my hands through the noose, securing it very tightly.
Now, this is where it gets interesting.
Since it was my first time doing real SB I decided to have a safety net. I planned it so that I would be able to loosen the non-noose end of the rope that was tied to the ice lock, effectively freeing me - just in case. Well.... Plans don't always work out. From the position I ended up being in I was unable to raise my hands high enough to reach the loose knot to free the ice lock. My heart raced. I was stuck. The more I struggled the tighter the ropes got and the more my balls stretched. My legs were firmly secured and the noose around my hands were far to tight to release (trust me, I tried). All I could do was wait. And wait and wait and wait. It was around two hours before the ice lock melted enough so that I could pull my arms free. Two hours of laying on my back in this ridiculous position with my balls being stretched into a new shape.
I can't wait 'til next time.
PS: Yes, I will be wearing long sleeves out in the 90 degree heat tomorrow thanks to these fabulous Indian burns.
