Automated ball squeezer.

[bounddosster]

As you may have seen in another post imagine there is a device that is fitted to your balls that via a remote link over the web can be triggered to give your love spuds a good squeeze, sorry the ladies will have to be squeezed elsewhere, when would the trigger of the squeezer be most inappropriate?

I'll go first:
When you have just picked up a box of eggs in the supermarket.

[Kinbaku]

At viewtopic.php?f=10&t=14820#p117694 Bounddorster wrote:

I've never heard of an automated ball squeezer, is this a gap in the SM toy market?
I feel a thread coming on.

It doesn't take much for me to fantasize:
Like this, but with gears instead of screws.

The lower 4 screws of the screw rods are operated with one motor, the upper screws with another motor.
These motors are controlled by an Arduino.

With the scrotum just above the pins tightened between the 2 round clamps.
Then the upper one goes up first until the scrotum is fully extended and the skin underneath is well tightened.

Then they both go down the same amount so that the pins depress the scrotum.

In a first version, the pins can be individually adjusted by hand so that the scrotum is pressed equally by all pins at the same time.

In a later version, with smaller motors (little force is needed here) these pins below can all be controlled individually by the arduino so that they constantly alternate where the most pressure is applied.

Of course also with the necessary distance sensors that prevent you from going too far.


Maybe for the ladies we can make something for squeeze the breasts.
Who have ideas?

[Sergio]

It would need a bit of redesign to be wearable under trousers but could be a lot of fun. A two button remote to operate the two pairs of motors, every push takes up half a turn, with perhaps no way to release the pressure from the remote. Maybe insulate the plate the pins are mounted to and add a remote shocking device. Could improve a man's behaviour no end at the shop or a meal out.

[bounddosster]

I think the answer may lay with a hydraulic device.

[bound_jenny]

I think the answer may lay with a hydraulic device.

I'm thinking pneumatic.

The fun would be when the pressure is let off, there would be a hissing sound coming from your pants.

Maybe run that exhaust air through a whoopee cushion noisemaker to simulate loud farts.

Jenny.

[bounddosster]

Use a steam whistle.
(I was going to add an action shot of a steam whistle but I can't be added).