Use the Clamp bands and/or the tape to make handcuffs that you can connect with zip ties. (Never tie the zipties directly to your wrists: too dangerous).
Place the liberating safety scissors in an accessible place in another room.
You can attach the laundry clips to each other with the thin rope, each with a distance of 10 cm (4").
Then tie this to a solid object.
Attach the laundry clips to you in various places at the front of your body.
Having
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) prevents you from being able to remove and pull the clips off too early.
Then you put your hands behind your back and pull the zipties a little, just enough to ensure that you cannot remove the clips with your hands, but with enough room for using the safety scissors without problem.
You now have to wait until the ice has melted, then pull your body away from the clips and then go to the scissors.