This really should be on the site.
I was bored and it was a lazy afternoon so I filled up an enema bag with 50% regular houshold soap and 50% water plugged it in and drained the bag. Then after only 5 min it was feeling WAY to bloated and hurt way to much so I let loose. My ass was burning and I kept on bloating and shooting foam out my ass. It may sound funny but it hurts like a bitch and I was just rocking on the toilet reapeating "oh god I dont want to die this way" My ass hole was really inflamed and it was causing lots of pain just shooting the foam out. I was sweating and nearly crying. Anyways...
Moral of the story stick to water.
Never do this with a enema
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I know i shouldnt really laugh but
sounds freaking hilarious
Mc_ntk wrote: shooting foam out my ass.
sounds freaking hilarious
Re: Never do this with a enema
If it wasn't for the pain and all, I would so try that.Venom wrote:I know i shouldnt really laugh but
Mc_ntk wrote: shooting foam out my ass.
sounds freaking hilarious
coffee? I don`t think thats a good idea, the caffeine will go straight into your blood through the bowels. Much, much faster than through the stomach. I have read about cases of serious to lethal alcohol poisoning through enemas for the same reason. So I would strongly recommend to keep drugs out of your bowels (except for the prescribed ones of course) !!
There is a beast inside man that should be exercised, not exorcised.
From the Web. Note, I'm not a Dr. But have done them prior with good results.Grinser wrote:coffee? I don`t think thats a good idea, the caffeine will go straight into your blood through the bowels. Much, much faster than through the stomach. I have read about cases of serious to lethal alcohol poisoning through enemas for the same reason. So I would strongly recommend to keep drugs out of your bowels (except for the prescribed ones of course) !!
Why Coffee Enema Cleansing Works
The effects of a coffee enema are different than a saline enema. The most important difference between a saline enema and a coffee enema is the presence of caffeine in the coffee. Caffeine, theophylline and theobromine, combine to stimulate the relaxation of smooth muscles causing dilatation of blood vessels and bile ducts. The effects of having a coffee enema are not the same as drinking coffee. The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk.
Benefits of Enemas and Colonics with Coffee
Enemas and Colonics have been used for hundreds of years, and are generally regarded as safe. Additionally, coffee cleansing enemas have a chemical makeup that is stimulative. The enzymes in coffee, known as palmitates, help the liver carry away the toxins in bile acid. The coffee is absorbed into the hemorrhoidal vein, then taken up to the liver by the portal vein. With the bile ducts dilated, bile carries toxins away to the gastro-intestinal tract. Simultaneously, peristaltic activity is encouraged because of the flooding of the lower colon. Thus, when the colon is evacuated, the toxins and bile are carried out of the body.
As I said. Of course the risk of negative side effects is less with caffeine than with other stuff, but if you are sensitive to caffeine or have heart problems (or want to sleep anytime soon) you should probably not do this.SubPetNC wrote:The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk.
Signs of caffeine overdosage are muscle twitching, shaking hands, restlessness, palpitation and flickering view. If you have any of this symptoms it`s time to release the caffeine quickly.
There is a beast inside man that should be exercised, not exorcised.
You should feel relaxed once you do it.Grinser wrote:As I said. Of course the risk of negative side effects is less with caffeine than with other stuff, but if you are sensitive to caffeine or have heart problems (or want to sleep anytime soon) you should probably not do this.SubPetNC wrote:The veins of the anus are very close to the surface of the tissue. The caffeine is therefore absorbed more quickly (and in higher concentration) than it is in when coffee is drunk.
Signs of caffeine overdosage are muscle twitching, shaking hands, restlessness, palpitation and flickering view. If you have any of this symptoms it`s time to release the caffeine quickly.
If you dont you have had an over dose and you should let go,
and next time use less coffe and more water.
