Bondage safety tips

[Gregovic]

This is exactly the reason I always have my keys and backups connected to an easy to reach location with some rope or chain. So I can retrieve them if I accidentally drop them. It happens more than you would think. Murphys/Sods law and all that.

[bound_jenny]

Murphys/Sods law

Now Sod is ganging up on us along with Murphy!

And intelligence has it that there's a certain Finagle that's in on the conspiracy...

There are saboteurs all around us!

Now where's my tinfoil hat?

Jenny.

[JIMDINI]

So I didn't screw up It was a conspiracy to embarrass me They used mind control to make me put the cuffs on the wrong way and energy beams to weaken the plastic
Have you got any tinfoil to spare

[Jadit]

I used to get stuck once when i was really young and still with family. Some skis had some strong straps that have steel buckle that works like ziptie, but pushing from top makes it release. I had tested the strap with wrists in front before, being able to push the buckle towards something solid and then free myself. So then i locked bathroom door and tried it behind my back... and then i couldn't get them off. I was on second floor too and no cutting tools anywhere near, and didn't want to expose myself to anyone. But i opened the door and there happened to be my even younger sister. She opened it and we were like nothing ever happened. I think she was so young she didn't even understand what had happened, and likely didn't remember it later on.

[JIMDINI]

I am intrigued were you attached to the ski as well?

[Jadit]

No But i think i put arms overlapped so that one hand couldn't touch other. Thinking about it, i guess i wasn't going to be crazy enough for first test to have legs bound too. Afterall most potential solid surfaces were like i had to be standing. But the buckle was either wrong way or just digging into skin when trying to press it, so it didn't open.

[JIMDINI]

Also, put your backups in a place where they can't get lost! If this had been a real emergency you could have been in real trouble.

I could still shuffle/hop around with my ankles cuffed, and I can still open doors with my hands cuffed at my hips, so I would have been able to get outside in a real emergency. Just didn't want the neighbours seeing me in bondage

This is exactly the reason I always have my keys and backups connected to an easy to reach location with some rope or chain. So I can retrieve them if I accidentally drop them. It happens more than you would think. Murphys/Sods law and all that.

I think after this, I will attach my back up to a long string as you suggest. But surely there is still a risk of Murhys/Sods law striking and the string tangling trapping the keys, or am I just getting paranoid

[bound_jenny]

But surely there is still a risk of Murhys/Sods law striking and the string tangling trapping the keys

Do you have a cat? Cats and strings have a nasty habit of interacting.

or am I just getting paranoid

To quote the great philosopher Johnny Fever, when everyone is out to get you, paranoid is good thinking!

Jenny.

[cdinbonds]

Mistress Jenny
I think we must be somewhat psychically joined. I just finished watching Season3 of WKRP, and will be watching Season 4 soon.
Johnny Fever rocks!

First Red Green, now this.

[bound_jenny]

Mistress Jenny
I think we must be somewhat psychically joined. I just finished watching Season3 of WKRP, and will be watching Season 4 soon.
Johnny Fever rocks!

First Red Green, now this.

Ha! I just bought the DVD box set. It's odd that with life experience behind me, that show is even funnier now than it was when I originally watched it.

I also have the complete Red Green set.

They just don't make comedy like that anymore.

Jenny.

[cdinbonds]

Yup, I have the WKRP box set. Just working my way through it.

I just ordered an "outlaw" set of Northern Exposure, which has all the original music, unlike the "official" version.

Sadly, you are right about what passes for comedy these days. I'd much rather watch the older stuff.

I have box sets of Hogan's Heros, 'Allo 'Allo (British comedy about French underground in WW2), Taxi, WKRP, Red Green, Gilmore Girls. I'm looking at some others, but the Northern Exposure will keep me busy for a while.

[JIMDINI]

How about 'Honey West' a bit camp but one or two nice bondages.

[gaby]

This is exactly the reason I always have my keys and backups connected to an easy to reach location with some rope or chain. So I can retrieve them if I accidentally drop them. It happens more than you would think. Murphys/Sods law and all that.

I used to do the same (with a very looooooooooong rope )

[gaby]

Do you have a cat? Cats and strings have a nasty habit of interacting.

Right, and you get the same result if you put the cats and pantyhose together...

[kinbaku]

Right, and you get the same result if you put the cats and pantyhose together...

I hope you pay them with tasty cat food for building your long rope.
Otherwise, I'll call in the cat syndicate.