What's your excuse?

[vm1971]

"It's just ropeburn..."

Say it like it's a joke and nobody suspects.

[bound_jenny]

"It's just ropeburn..."

Say it like it's a joke and nobody suspects.

I can't count the number of times I used something similar but in a more indirect, innuendo-like manner, with a wink and a twinkle in the eye. It's fun to watch their minds racing to figure out what I'd just said (or not said).

The tight waist from my corset throws a monkey wrench in there too...

It's a little like Captain Kirk making a sentient computer start smoking and flaming just by saying something it can't compute...

Jenny.