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Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 15 Feb 2020, 23:19
by RADER123
Try looking for a Terry Long Bath Robe, or a Terry "Momu type night gown. That will hide everything.
You will be safe to answer the door in, O do.
rader
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 16 Feb 2020, 01:06
by bound_jenny
Try "floor length" or "ankle length" along with your other search terms.
There is a caveat - floor length for one might be halfway up the calf for the other.
If there is an actual length published with the article, use that to measure against your own body.
Jenny.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 16 Feb 2020, 20:02
by Kinbaku
For extra weight you can also sew in a curtain lining like
https://www.dunelm.com/category/home-an ... in-linings
Heavy, warm, sound damping (for vibrator
)
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 17 Feb 2020, 11:51
by Sergio
Pro-tip: keep a towel handy near the door so that if you have to take a delivery mid-afternoon you wrap the towel round your shoulders and explain you were just taking a shower and not a lazy slob or a perv trying to hide something. Taking a shower is after all a guaranteed way to make that delivery you've been waiting in all day for finally turns up.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 30 Nov 2023, 00:14
by naughty_nellie
Did you search for "Morticia Addams" I wonder? Not an eye poke, just a question...
By the bye, Angelica will NEVER match Carolyn. Period.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 30 Nov 2023, 01:39
by Shannon SteelSlave
I still need to make this, too. But the pandemic made everything contactless, so I kind of never had the need.
I might dig a moat if there is ever another pandemic. That might be the true answer to privacy. Moats. I say dig a moat.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 30 Nov 2023, 02:01
by bound_jenny
Shannon SteelSlave wrote: ↑30 Nov 2023, 01:39
I might dig a moat if there is ever another pandemic. That might be the true answer to privacy. Moats. I say dig a moat.
With crocodiles or piranhas?
Jenny.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 30 Nov 2023, 02:02
by Shannon SteelSlave
Use your imagination. Or let me use it. Alligators is a good idea.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 01 Dec 2023, 13:27
by bounddosster
I think if you want true privacy you'll have to permanently unplug you internet connection.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 01 Dec 2023, 14:13
by Shannon SteelSlave
I'm still saying moats. Moats.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 01 Dec 2023, 18:22
by bounddosster
Moats won't stop any airbourne virus or spy drones. Perhaps you need a giant dome over your own private Island. But then you will still have to watch out for mole drones coming up from beneath.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 01 Dec 2023, 23:25
by Shannon SteelSlave
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 02 Dec 2023, 02:22
by bound_jenny
I'm with Shannon on the moats. Put some nasty aquatic beasties in there and nobody's going to get inside without the drawbridge being lowered.
It might not stop airborne viruses, but it will stop door-to-moat salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, political candidates, the in-laws, and other assorted unwelcome visitors.
Install a button inside your car to lower the drawbridge remotely, just like a garage door opener.
Have another function to the drawbridge where it splits in half and opens in the middle. One has to feed the crocs once in a while.
Jenny.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 02 Dec 2023, 12:12
by Kinbaku
bound_jenny wrote: ↑02 Dec 2023, 02:22
Install a button inside your car to lower the drawbridge remotely, just like a garage door opener.
Have another function to the drawbridge where it splits in half and opens in the middle. One has to feed the crocs once in a while.
Jenny.
But don't use the second function if you cross the drawbridge yourself. Just a safety warning as we usually do at BoundAnna.
Re: A robe I can wear to answer the door
Posted: 02 Dec 2023, 12:36
by bounddosster
bound_jenny wrote: ↑02 Dec 2023, 02:22
I'm with Shannon on the moats. Put some nasty aquatic beasties in there and nobody's going to get inside without the drawbridge being lowered.
It might not stop airborne viruses, but it will stop door-to-moat salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, political candidates, the in-laws, and other assorted unwelcome visitors.
Install a button inside your car to lower the drawbridge remotely, just like a garage door opener.
Have another function to the drawbridge where it splits in half and opens in the middle. One has to feed the crocs once in a while.
Jenny.
and they say my gate at the end of the driveway appears unwelcoming.
I keep telling people a gate doesn't make me appear unwelcoming. It's the ten foot height, electrification, razor wire, sharpened spikes, killer dog patrols, minefield, machine guns mounted in the observation towers and the large sign saying " F**K OFF" that makes me appear unwelcoming.
