Living alone (and loving it) in a huge house

[Shannon SteelSlave]

So I just bought a 3 story, multi-family home, and would like any special advice that would apply to me about self bondage. Something along the lines of adding stair treads to the stair cases, for example, and things to keep me from ever having to regret my lifestyle.

[tiemeupalso]

sounds like a place for a hell of a selfbondage party

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Actually, my kink habit had a lot of influence over my house hunting habits. That and privacy.

[KinkInSpace]

If you have good friends, consider a backup where they can come check on you, so you won't be locked up for more than a day without no one wondering why you are not outside anymore, because you trapped yourself and can't get out anymore.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

So maybe if someone calls my cellular telephone machine 3 times and gets no answer, they are texted back with a float code to open the front door and include a message to help me? That could work. At least get me to stop worrying if I hear 3 rings, then I know someone will come. I may still be able to help myself in the meantime. How would I program it so that my mother doesn't get that message?

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I guess if I have to, I can call Beetle Juice. He might be more trouble than he's worth, but he can get me out of a jam. It seems that setting up a kink-safe house is the opposite of setting up a baby safe house. I need sharp objects all over the place. Bolt cutters on every floor, and extras for isolated rooms. (Just like smoke detectors) I'll give it a try. Gotta make sure this works. Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, beee...ahh! Ok, I was bluffing. Maybe I will try drawing a door first. See if the wall opens up.

[bound_jenny]

Maybe I will try drawing a door first. See if the wall opens up.

That's one way to make an opening. You can also improvise a tunnel in a similar manner with a bucket of tunnel paint.

There's also the trusty old portable hole.

Jenny.

[ponylady]

And don't forget your ole, trusty phase shifting cream.

Piece of cake to leave through the wall in an emergency.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I've been told I don't want his (Beetle--you know who's) help. He was a troublemaker, that free lance bio-exorcist is.