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My car has heated seats. More practical than that big-ass (pun intended) butt plug with a block heater inside. :shock:

If you can get them in red glow color than you could use them as taillights (more back-end innuendo, or inyourendo?). Or emergency flashers. :idea:

But even if you can stick it up your tailpipe, don't put it in the car's tailpipe. :!:

Oh, and there's a reason an endoscope is called what it's called. It's stuck up your rear end to see if your tailpipe has rust in it. :shock:

It's amazing how auto parts and posterior anatomy go hand in hand. Or cheek to cheek. :mrgreen:

Outside of the automobile realm, take one of those glowing butt plugs and hang it from a helium balloon and then listen to the calls on the crazy UFO show at night... :rofl:

Glow-in-the-dark buttplugs - more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

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If a room full of monkey's with typewriters could eventually create the works of Shakespeare, I wonder what a barrel full of monkey's could do with a glow in the dark butt plug.

No, second thoughts, I don't think I won't to know.
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bounddosster wrote:I wonder what a barrel full of monkey's could do with a glow in the dark butt plug.

No, second thoughts, I don't think I won't to know.
You most certainly don't want to know what happens if all the monkeys go back in the barrel with the butt plug. :shock:

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I've hard of having a frog in your pants but never a monkey. I hope they don't bite.
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bounddosster wrote:
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I've hard of having a frog in your pants but never a monkey. I hope they don't bite.
Frogs' natural habitat on the human body is usually in the throat.

For the pants, just make sure it isn't a toad. You don't want warts all over your wookie.

That would be worse than bending it. :shock:

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bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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I've hard of having a frog in your pants but never a monkey. I hope they don't bite.
Frogs' natural habitat on the human body is usually in the throat.

For the pants, just make sure it isn't a toad. You don't want warts all over your wookie.

That would be worse than bending it. :shock:

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No toads or frogs in residence and after a prolonged and very meticulous check over I can declare my wookie is wart free and not in the least bent, quite the opposite actually. :lol:
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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It would prevent further bending if Ralph stopped banging his chin repeatedly into it. :mrgreen:

(now there's a mental image :shock: )

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That must be the latest fad in bachelor party paraphernalia. Instead of popping out of a cake the young lady comes out of an ancient urn.

Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist... :idea:

:mrgreen:

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bound_jenny wrote:That must be the latest fad in bachelor party paraphernalia. Instead of popping out of a cake the young lady comes out of an ancient urn.

Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist... :idea:

:mrgreen:

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bound_jenny wrote:That must be the latest fad in bachelor party paraphernalia. Instead of popping out of a cake the young lady comes out of an ancient urn.

Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist... :idea:

:mrgreen:

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Or simply a flower wearing the right pot/vase.
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If you ask me she's gone to pot.
(that might only work for those of us from the UK.)
otherwise
She's just plain potty.
or
She's had a lot to drink and not taking any chances.

Aren't you glad I came? :facepalm:
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Certainly puts a new slant on what does a Grecian Urn :rofl:
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