Images that made my day
- bound_jenny
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Re: Images that made my day
My car has heated seats. More practical than that big-ass (pun intended) butt plug with a block heater inside.
If you can get them in red glow color than you could use them as taillights (more back-end innuendo, or inyourendo?). Or emergency flashers.
But even if you can stick it up your tailpipe, don't put it in the car's tailpipe.
Oh, and there's a reason an endoscope is called what it's called. It's stuck up your rear end to see if your tailpipe has rust in it.
It's amazing how auto parts and posterior anatomy go hand in hand. Or cheek to cheek.
Outside of the automobile realm, take one of those glowing butt plugs and hang it from a helium balloon and then listen to the calls on the crazy UFO show at night...
Glow-in-the-dark buttplugs - more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Jenny.
If you can get them in red glow color than you could use them as taillights (more back-end innuendo, or inyourendo?). Or emergency flashers.
But even if you can stick it up your tailpipe, don't put it in the car's tailpipe.
Oh, and there's a reason an endoscope is called what it's called. It's stuck up your rear end to see if your tailpipe has rust in it.
It's amazing how auto parts and posterior anatomy go hand in hand. Or cheek to cheek.
Outside of the automobile realm, take one of those glowing butt plugs and hang it from a helium balloon and then listen to the calls on the crazy UFO show at night...
Glow-in-the-dark buttplugs - more fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
- bounddosster
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Re: Images that made my day
If a room full of monkey's with typewriters could eventually create the works of Shakespeare, I wonder what a barrel full of monkey's could do with a glow in the dark butt plug.
No, second thoughts, I don't think I won't to know.
No, second thoughts, I don't think I won't to know.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
- bound_jenny
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Re: Images that made my day
You most certainly don't want to know what happens if all the monkeys go back in the barrel with the butt plug.bounddosster wrote:I wonder what a barrel full of monkey's could do with a glow in the dark butt plug.
No, second thoughts, I don't think I won't to know.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Re: Images that made my day
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Re: Images that made my day
I've hard of having a frog in your pants but never a monkey. I hope they don't bite.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Images that made my day
Frogs' natural habitat on the human body is usually in the throat.bounddosster wrote:I've hard of having a frog in your pants but never a monkey. I hope they don't bite.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
For the pants, just make sure it isn't a toad. You don't want warts all over your wookie.
That would be worse than bending it.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
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Re: Images that made my day
No toads or frogs in residence and after a prolonged and very meticulous check over I can declare my wookie is wart free and not in the least bent, quite the opposite actually.bound_jenny wrote:Frogs' natural habitat on the human body is usually in the throat.bounddosster wrote:I've hard of having a frog in your pants but never a monkey. I hope they don't bite.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
For the pants, just make sure it isn't a toad. You don't want warts all over your wookie.
That would be worse than bending it.
Jenny.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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Re: Images that made my day
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
- bound_jenny
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Re: Images that made my day
It would prevent further bending if Ralph stopped banging his chin repeatedly into it.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
(now there's a mental image )
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
- bound_jenny
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Re: Images that made my day
That must be the latest fad in bachelor party paraphernalia. Instead of popping out of a cake the young lady comes out of an ancient urn.
Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist...
Jenny.
Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Re: Images that made my day
Or as Djinn at a party of a thousand and one nights.bound_jenny wrote:That must be the latest fad in bachelor party paraphernalia. Instead of popping out of a cake the young lady comes out of an ancient urn.
Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist...
Jenny.
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Re: Images that made my day
Or simply a flower wearing the right pot/vase.bound_jenny wrote:That must be the latest fad in bachelor party paraphernalia. Instead of popping out of a cake the young lady comes out of an ancient urn.
Probably for the bachelor party of an archaeologist...
Jenny.
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Re: Images that made my day
If you ask me she's gone to pot.
(that might only work for those of us from the UK.)
otherwise
She's just plain potty.
or
She's had a lot to drink and not taking any chances.
Aren't you glad I came?
(that might only work for those of us from the UK.)
otherwise
She's just plain potty.
or
She's had a lot to drink and not taking any chances.
Aren't you glad I came?
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
Re: Images that made my day
Certainly puts a new slant on what does a Grecian Urn
Never confuse your ambitions with your abilities. If you can't free yourself, who will?
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.