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bound_jenny wrote:
Onixpected wrote:Are these ones for earing pleasure? :shock:
I don't know how heavy those things are, but I think they're pretty good at stretching one's earlobes down to the shoulders. :shock:

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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:MONTREAL, Canada (WCMH) -- A Canadian man fooled the police by making a snow sculpture outside his home.

Simon Laprise used snow from outside his home to create a replica of a DeLorean DMC-12, WGCL reported. The DeLorean was made famous in the 'Back to the Future' series of movies.

Right after he finished. Laprise said that he hoped to prank the snow removal guys.

The car looked real enough that at least one police officer drove by to write a ticket for illegal parking.

After realizing the car was a phony, the officer left a note that said "VOUS AVEZ FAIT NOTRE SOIREE!!! HAHAHAHAHA :)" or "You made our night!!! hahahahahaha :)"

Laprise said that a plow came by the next morning and turned his DeLorean into dust.
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He might have fooled them if he put one of these in the "car". https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-500.html
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i can't help, but i think i've this "workout-bench" in another concept... :mrgreen:
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https://buy.zenogym.com/benchone/

add legs and you have a bondage-horse for a reasonable price.
i always thought the concept was to take a vanilla-item, relable it for kinky use and sell it for 10x the price.
I like seeing it the other way around... :D
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:MONTREAL, Canada (WCMH) -- A Canadian man fooled the police by making a snow sculpture outside his home.

Simon Laprise used snow from outside his home to create a replica of a DeLorean DMC-12, WGCL reported. The DeLorean was made famous in the 'Back to the Future' series of movies.

Right after he finished. Laprise said that he hoped to prank the snow removal guys.

The car looked real enough that at least one police officer drove by to write a ticket for illegal parking.

After realizing the car was a phony, the officer left a note that said "VOUS AVEZ FAIT NOTRE SOIREE!!! HAHAHAHAHA :)" or "You made our night!!! hahahahahaha :)"

Laprise said that a plow came by the next morning and turned his DeLorean into dust.
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He might have fooled them if he put one of these in the "car". https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-500.html
No one saw the part number? 121G? (1.21 gigawatts) Coincidence?
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1.21 gigawatts would have melted the snow car in very short order. :shock:

A time-traveling puddle? :idea:

Could it be packaged somewhat like The Portable Hole? This might be a marketable invention.

Someone call Acme! :mrgreen:

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bound_jenny wrote:1.21 gigawatts would have melted the snow car in very short order. :shock:

A time-traveling puddle? :idea:

Could it be packaged somewhat like The Portable Hole? This might be a marketable invention.

Someone call Acme! :mrgreen:

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kinbaku wrote:In the Black Hole and gone forever
Oh dear... I remember that movie! In retrospect, not very fondly, because it was sooooo bad! :facepalm:

I was reading the movie article on IMDb, when I saw Maximilian Schell's name on the cast list. That's when it flooded back into my memory like a sewer backing up. :shock:

Star Trek the Motion Picture came out at about the same time. Thank goodness I was already a Trekkie! :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:Oh dear... I remember that movie! In retrospect, not very fondly, because it was sooooo bad!

I was reading the movie article on IMDb, when I saw Maximilian Schell's name on the cast list. That's when it flooded back into my memory like a sewer backing up.

Star Trek the Motion Picture came out at about the same time. Thank goodness I was already a Trekkie!

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But STtMP was not exactly good :facepalm:
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JIMDINI wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:Oh dear... I remember that movie! In retrospect, not very fondly, because it was sooooo bad!

I was reading the movie article on IMDb, when I saw Maximilian Schell's name on the cast list. That's when it flooded back into my memory like a sewer backing up.

Star Trek the Motion Picture came out at about the same time. Thank goodness I was already a Trekkie!

Jenny.
But STtMP was not exactly good :facepalm:
I like the Roddenberry originals more. Maybe less modern effects than Black Hole and Star Trek the Motion Picture, but more substance.
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kinbaku wrote: by kinbaku » Fri Mar 19, 2021 1:25 pm

JIMDINI wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:
Oh dear... I remember that movie! In retrospect, not very fondly, because it was sooooo bad!

I was reading the movie article on IMDb, when I saw Maximilian Schell's name on the cast list. That's when it flooded back into my memory like a sewer backing up.

Star Trek the Motion Picture came out at about the same time. Thank goodness I was already a Trekkie!

Jenny.


But STtMP was not exactly good

I like the Roddenberry originals more. Maybe less modern effects than Black Hole and Star Trek the Motion Picture, but more substance.
Generally the even numbered movies were the better ones , but the TV spin offs managed to stay more in the "Roddenberry universe". Perhaps there was more out side interference on the odd ones.
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Perhaps a little Klingon Kleavage would settle you down:
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This is a video, but I'll bend the rules a bit due to the MENTAL image it produces. :lol:

Also, the comments section definitely delivers. :wink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fr1UTuwQVM
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davisev5225 wrote:This is a video, but I'll bend the rules a bit due to the MENTAL image it produces. :lol:

Also, the comments section definitely delivers. :wink:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fr1UTuwQVM
Most of the comments made me laugh hard enough to strain my corset, especially:
right beside the microphone that plugs into the wall
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Rule bending forgiven. :hi:

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This is a dexterity game, you have to hook the ring by flipping and twisting.

Wonder if anyone can do it hands free?

Please forgive me also, winks at Jenny, for posting a video link. I promise I wont make it a habit, but you just can't get an appreciation for this game without seeing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fr1UTuwQVM
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Can we put some kind of alarm on it so I know when I win? Or do we need some sort colonoscopy camera so you know how to cart wheel, tumble, roll, and torso twist? Does it count if I go to the amusement park to ride the roller coaster?
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