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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:When you're all corseted up like that and about town, how is your handling?
Corseted up, nice and tight, with stiletto heels, not like a sports car but certainly far better than a double-decker bus. No leaning, no listing like an iceberg-gutted ocean liner.

It just takes practice until it becomes second nature. One adapts.

And it's fun. :wink:

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Can you try it for me with the sneakers? (Instead of the "Cruisin' the miracle mile white wall tyres) (and yes, we're hovering dangerously close to Billy Joel lyrics here) I imagine the stilettos are more prohibitive to handling than the corset. I don't do corsets that much, but I do know that if my posture wasn't already perfect, it would help keep the back straight and allow the hips forward stance one needs for proper travel in heels.
It's ok if you can't try out the sneakers for me. Maybe I'll lace up, lace up again and go for a speed run.
bounddosster wrote:I never knew there was so much technical prep work to wearing high heels. It sounds the same as a stopping maneuver for an oil tanker.
I read this a week ago, and still think its not only hilarious, but also a way better explanation than I gave.
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Camera angles & creative editing aside, back in the days when i was just
Starting out as a career perv (mid 70 to early 80 of last century *writing this sentence i feel really old*)
There was a lady in southern germany, going by the handle of Cora, who just happend to do a bit of tightlacing
Even jenny would be envious of.

https://www.vintag.es/2021/04/cora-korsett.html?m=1

There are some nice pix on that page, but i probably have some stashed
Away in my magazine collection that are not on this page.

And no, these pix aren‘t doctored. I had the pleasure of
Meeting cora @ a CC party in the late 80s, and her waist was every bit
As impressive as in the pix.

Enjoy




…and don‘t forget to call in the cleanup crew :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :)
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I like the one with the nicely tapered upper torso. :love:
ponylady wrote:…and don‘t forget to call in the cleanup crew
They're on the way.

Mind your step, though, in the interim. It's gotten pretty slippery around here... :rofl:

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A properly fitted corset should not really impair mobility all that much. I've been told shoes of the era were comparatively well made and fitted and usually lower heeled (2 or 3 inches at most). Unfortunately there's no-one making them to a size that would fit my sizeable manly-man feet and getting them custom made would be extremely pricey (nor have I found anyone actually offering it so far)
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Gregovic wrote:A properly fitted corset should not really impair mobility all that much. I've been told shoes of the era were comparatively well made and fitted and usually lower heeled (2 or 3 inches at most). Unfortunately there's no-one making them to a size that would fit my sizeable manly-man feet and getting them custom made would be extremely pricey (nor have I found anyone actually offering it so far)
Or you make them yourself, taking into account my formula: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=12975#p94431. :wink: :rofl:
Better than my test model in that post, of course. :oops: :facepalm:
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bound_jenny wrote:Corseted up, nice and tight, with stiletto heels, not like a sports car but certainly far better than a double-decker bus. No leaning, no listing like an iceberg-gutted ocean liner.

It just takes practice until it becomes second nature. One adapts.

And it's fun.
It is 'bound' to be more fun to wear your corset in the open air, a forest maybe :?:
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JIMDINI wrote:
It is 'bound' to be more fun to wear your corset in the open air, a forest maybe :?:
You got me with the boots... :drool: :drool: :drool:

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bound_jenny wrote:You got me with the boots...

Jenny.
And we can always send Lisah3 along with her feather duster...if she's free...
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JIMDINI wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:You got me with the boots...

Jenny.
And we can always send Lisah3 along with her feather duster...if she's free...
Ooo I like her boots too.

Free yes I am free but it looks like my elbows will not be. Oh well I will try my best

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Lisahs3 wrote:... Oh well I will try my best

Lisa
We cannot ask for more from you. :rofl: :love:
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What are fish doing with discarded toys?
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:What are fish doing with discarded toys?
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That's the pollution in the ocean we keep hearing about. I thought it was microscope particles but clearly not. So in the future, we must all be careful how we dispose of our sex toys.

I wonder what would happen if a fish swallowed a dildo that was turned on.
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bounddosster wrote:That's the pollution in the ocean we keep hearing about.
RIght. A giant floating island of dildos, butt plugs (inflatable so they float), vibrators, inflatable sex dolls, discarded latex bodysuits... :facepalm:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:What are fish doing with discarded toys?
You really don't want to know... :shock:

:rofl:

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What's wrong with the $10 offer to recycle? viewtopic.php?f=19&t=13598&hilit=recycling
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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