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TNTBound wrote:periodic-table.png
Something to hang on the wall in large.
I'm happy to be an element too. :D
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Is there a kinky for sexualising science?

The closest I got to that would be imaging my science teacher being naked under her white coat at school. Well I say naked, there would be black stockings, suspenders, the briefest of knickers and a push up bra with cut away cups showing her pert nipples while forming a wonderful cleavage. Not that I ever gather it much thought. :)
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:rofl:
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TNTBound wrote::rofl:
am I missing something here or is the post?. :?
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On the subject of teachers as sex symbols, I am old enough to remember the very brief (no pun intended) period of time between stockings and suspenders coinciding with mini-skirts before tights ruined the effect!

Our two new teachers were very young, female and followed fashion. One of the delights of sitting working in the school library as a sixth-former was having the pleasure of viewing one or other of them when they supervised the library, sitting at a table at the front and wondering when there would be the flash of stocking tops...
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bounddosster wrote:
TNTBound wrote::rofl:
am I missing something here or is the post?. :?
are you not seeing the attachment on that post?
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TNTBound wrote:
bounddosster wrote:
TNTBound wrote::rofl:
am I missing something here or is the post?. :?
are you not seeing the attachment on that post?
I am but the first four lines burglar, me, burglar, me, has no text as to what they are saying, all I see is
burglar :so why was you tied up before I got in here again. I seem to recollect the joke but just don't remember it.
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lj wrote:On the subject of teachers as sex symbols, I am old enough to remember the very brief (no pun intended) period of time between stockings and suspenders coinciding with mini-skirts before tights ruined the effect!

Our two new teachers were very young, female and followed fashion. One of the delights of sitting working in the school library as a sixth-former was having the pleasure of viewing one or other of them when they supervised the library, sitting at a table at the front and wondering when there would be the flash of stocking tops...
In my imagination all the teachers wore stockings, even some of the men. :lol:
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bounddosster wrote:
TNTBound wrote:
are you not seeing the attachment on that post?
I am but the first four lines burglar, me, burglar, me, has no text as to what they are saying, all I see is
burglar :so why was you tied up before I got in here again. I seem to recollect the joke but just don't remember it.
The implication is that they're NOT saying anything. They're both just wordlessly staring at each other, completely lost for words on what to say. :gag:
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Perhaps it should have been.
Burglar:?
Me:!
Burglar:?
Me:!
Burglar: So why were you tied, up before I got in here, again?
Me: :gag:
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I totally got it. Text as an image. I am guessing one is mentally incapable of speech, maybe the other physically incapable.
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I suppose that a burglar breaking into someone's home and finding that person already tied up and gagged would leave him speechless... :shock:

The first two attempts at communication could be explained by a double-take on the part of the burglar, or even exiting and re-entering the premises, not believing what he was seeing. :?

Of course the bound person would be speechless anyway, at least nothing beyond "mmph". :gag:

But then, criminals are not exactly the guys who invented the curve in the banana... :rofl:

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JIMDINI wrote:Perhaps it should have been.
Burglar:?
Me:!
Burglar:?
Me:!
Burglar: So why were you tied, up before I got in here, again?
Me: :gag:
That would have made more sense to me, or even adding the appropriate emoji.
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Burglar:? :shock:
Me:! :gag:
Burglar:? :D
Me:! :gag:
Burglar: So why were you tied, up before I got in here, again? 8)
Me: :gag:
And they both lived happily ever after :love:
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A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Burglar:? :shock:
Me:! :gag:
Burglar:? :D
Me:! :gag:
Burglar: So why were you tied, up before I got in here, again? 8)
Me: :gag:
And they both lived happily ever after :love:
:lol:

Though I find the thought of a burglar breaking into my home to be totally un-humours and it causes so much work, there is all the insurance forms to fill in and then you've got to get rid of the body. I had to fit a burglar alarm to deter people from breaking in the garden was getting a bit full. :)
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