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I do find that some images make me feel a little inadequate.
This lady has the sort of look about her that says
"So you want a peek under my towel, do you? Well, let me see you naked first, come into the light next to this window here. now strip off naked,"
You move to the window and strip off.
"Good well done, I like what I see, Phew! even though I totally naked under this towel I'm feeling really hot, open the window would you."
You open the window.
"Could you go open that window over there as well, I can then drop this towel and have the cool breeze flow over my totally naked body?"
You go down the hall to the end and open that window.
"Bye."
You rush back to the open window just in time to see your clothes land on the pavement.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.