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:idea: Looking at that character, I realized that they're in a perpetual wet t-shirt contest...

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kinbaku wrote:Behind the rock is faintly visible someone (I don't know who?) held captive because he has sunk so low by his long silence:
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Fortunately, he is now speaking, allowing him to escape out the deep grounds and the mermaid.
That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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bounddosster wrote:That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.
You can't always be lucky.
Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night. :facepalm:
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Topless is not always a good thing.
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A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.
You can't always be lucky.
Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night. :facepalm:
Does a duct tape mermaid count? :idea:
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bound_jenny wrote:
kinbaku wrote:Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night. :facepalm:
Does a duct tape mermaid count? :idea:
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Of course, she can always swim to me. :facepalm:
I will receive her with (open) tied arms.
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kinbaku wrote:Of course, she can always swim to me.
That's a mighty long swim you're asking for! :shock:

At least Belgium has some ports where I can come ashore.

I think I'll put it off until summer when it's warmer.
kinbaku wrote:I will receive her with (open) tied arms.
That's going to make the capturing part a lot easier since you're already wrapped up and ready to collect. :wink:

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kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.
You can't always be lucky.
Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night. :facepalm:
It can be a very slippery situation.

This is why mermaids must always be topless, because you need a couple of good places to a firm hold of her.

I somehow feel the above comment is sexist but I don't care, the ladies have somewhere to grab us guys by so fair is fair. :facepalm:
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bounddosster wrote:This is why mermaids must always be topless, because you need a couple of good places to a firm hold of her.

I somehow feel the above comment is sexist but I don't care, the ladies have somewhere to grab us guys by so fair is fair. :facepalm:
But here the women are again at a disadvantage. :(
On some beaches you will find women whose upper bodies are bare, but you will not find men whose lower bodies are bare.
In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women:
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kinbaku wrote:In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women
Danger: boobs ahead? :rofl:

On a nude beach, one must not confuse boobs with boobies. Here's a different pair of boobies:
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These also come assorted with blue boots.

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bound_jenny wrote:These also come assorted with blue boots.

Jenny.
It's just a shame for you that they aren't high stiletto heels, like a stork sometimes wears. :rofl:
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bound_jenny wrote:n a nude beach, one must not confuse boobs with boobies.
Do you mean we caged the wrong Boobies :!:
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kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:This is why mermaids must always be topless, because you need a couple of good places to a firm hold of her.

I somehow feel the above comment is sexist but I don't care, the ladies have somewhere to grab us guys by so fair is fair. :facepalm:
But here the women are again at a disadvantage. :(
On some beaches you will find women whose upper bodies are bare, but you will not find men whose lower bodies are bare.
In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women:
RecliningFemaleSunbathers.jpg
We have that one here in England. It describes the general road surface throughout the countries road inferstructure.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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bound_jenny wrote:
kinbaku wrote:In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women
Danger: boobs ahead? :rofl:

On a nude beach, one must not confuse boobs with boobies. Here's a different pair of boobies:
boobies.jpg
These also come assorted with blue boots.

Jenny.
Proud and erect, just how I like boobies to be. :)
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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