Images that made my day

[Shannon SteelSlave]

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[bound_jenny]

Looking at that character, I realized that they're in a perpetual wet t-shirt contest...



Jenny.

[bounddosster]

Behind the rock is faintly visible someone (I don't know who?) held captive because he has sunk so low by his long silence:

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Fortunately, he is now speaking, allowing him to escape out the deep grounds and the mermaid.

That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.

[kinbaku]

That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.

You can't always be lucky.
Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Topless is not always a good thing.

[bound_jenny]

That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.

You can't always be lucky.
Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night.

Does a duct tape mermaid count?

Jenny.

[kinbaku]

Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night.

Does a duct tape mermaid count?
Jenny.

Of course, she can always swim to me.
I will receive her with (open) tied arms.

[bound_jenny]

Of course, she can always swim to me.

That's a mighty long swim you're asking for!

At least Belgium has some ports where I can come ashore.

I think I'll put it off until summer when it's warmer.

I will receive her with (open) tied arms.

That's going to make the capturing part a lot easier since you're already wrapped up and ready to collect.

Jenny.

[bounddosster]

That is just typical, I get held captive by the only non-topless mermaid on the planet.

You can't always be lucky.
Being captured by a mermaid has never happened to me, although I sometimes dreamed of it at night.

It can be a very slippery situation.

This is why mermaids must always be topless, because you need a couple of good places to a firm hold of her.

I somehow feel the above comment is sexist but I don't care, the ladies have somewhere to grab us guys by so fair is fair.

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[kinbaku]

This is why mermaids must always be topless, because you need a couple of good places to a firm hold of her.

I somehow feel the above comment is sexist but I don't care, the ladies have somewhere to grab us guys by so fair is fair.

But here the women are again at a disadvantage.
On some beaches you will find women whose upper bodies are bare, but you will not find men whose lower bodies are bare.
In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women:

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[bound_jenny]

In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women

Danger: boobs ahead?

On a nude beach, one must not confuse boobs with boobies. Here's a different pair of boobies:

These also come assorted with blue boots.

Jenny.

[kinbaku]

These also come assorted with blue boots.

Jenny.

It's just a shame for you that they aren't high stiletto heels, like a stork sometimes wears.

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[JIMDINI]

n a nude beach, one must not confuse boobs with boobies.

Do you mean we caged the wrong Boobies

[bounddosster]

This is why mermaids must always be topless, because you need a couple of good places to a firm hold of her.

I somehow feel the above comment is sexist but I don't care, the ladies have somewhere to grab us guys by so fair is fair.

But here the women are again at a disadvantage.
On some beaches you will find women whose upper bodies are bare, but you will not find men whose lower bodies are bare.
In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women:

RecliningFemaleSunbathers.jpg

We have that one here in England. It describes the general road surface throughout the countries road inferstructure.

[bounddosster]

In Belgium we even have a road sign to warn for those lying down women

Danger: boobs ahead?

On a nude beach, one must not confuse boobs with boobies. Here's a different pair of boobies:

boobies.jpg

These also come assorted with blue boots.

Jenny.

Proud and erect, just how I like boobies to be.