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working with the computer is like steering a submarine.

once you open a window the problems start.

anybody got somemore to add ?


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STD's aren't like Pokemon. You're not supposed to "catch 'em all."
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Once upon a time, I would sit in front of my TV set, watching black and white
westerns or detective stories; I was called a couch potato for doing that.
Now I sit in front of a computer screen, for a lot longer time, and it is called being a nerd.
Times do change, but stay the same the more you look at it. :rofl:
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Video games don't affect kids. If Pac-Man affected us when we were kids, we would be running around in a darkened room, eating pills and listening to repetitive music.
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HEY!!!!! Whats wrong with running around in dark rooms, eating pills,and listening to repetitive music?????????
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Surfing used to involve, waves and a board... Well, I guess it still does....
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housefan111 wrote:we would be running around in a darkened room, eating pills and listening to repetitive music.
Sounds like a typical rave party to me. Or lights out at the old folk's home. :lol:
boundsissy wrote:Whats wrong with running around in dark rooms, eating pills,and listening to repetitive music?????????
Nothing... until you run into something. :!:
Dark_Lizerd wrote:Surfing used to involve, waves and a board... Well, I guess it still does....
These days those dang kids will surf on anything... grumble grumble

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If you're gonna cruise the information super highway, you should have a cool hot rod. A highway star.
hot rod computer.jpg
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:f you're gonna cruise the information super highway, you should have a cool hot rod. A highway star.
Looks like something they'd put in an electric Corvette. :lol:

It even has the crossed checkered flags emblem. :idea:

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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:If you're gonna cruise the information super highway, you should have a cool hot rod. A highway star.
hot rod computer.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKCR7kQMTQ
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Sorry, can't watch that video. I have my own idea of what it should look like. They are describing one of my American Muscle cars.
Completely ruined my perception of "California Girl" by Katy Perry. Though "We built this City" was a pleasant surprise.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Sorry, can't watch that video. I have my own idea of what it should look like. They are describing one of my American Muscle cars.
Completely ruined my perception of "California Girl" by Katy Perry. Though "We built this City" was a pleasant surprise.
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Great song to cruise by. Deep Purple sure can hit that G chord and make it rock.
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"Never judge books by their covers! Remember that butterflies also come from catterpillars!"
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