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Well, kind of.

https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/28/busi ... index.html

Due to some quirks of british corona-subsidies laws, loans awarded to killing kittens,
A company organising women-centric sexparties in the UK & US, converted to
Equity stakes, making the british government, it‘s head BJ and by extension
Uk taxpayers minority owners of said company.
After the initial investment in 2020, Sayle joked that she had never "envisaged Boris as a sleeping partner," referring to UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
Do stakeholders get free admission to events organised
By killing kittens ?
:idea: :mrgreen: :roll: :mrgreen: :rofl: :evil:

And just what the doctor ordered in the wake of partygate.
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It was probably done with the Prick (sorry, prime) Minster Bullshit Boris's personal backing. It is probably run by some cabinet minister's friend, neighbour, or lover. Nothing surprises me anymore.

Bit of a sick name for a company though, Killing kittens. What has the murder of innocent baby animals got to do with sex parties, No wonder kinksters get bad press.
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ponylady wrote:A company organising women-centric sexparties
ponylady wrote:By killing kittens ?
Maybe it's the kittens (as a substitute for women) that are doing the killing? :idea:

That would make more sense than the literal interpretation of the name.

Meow... purrrrr... :twisted:

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bound_jenny wrote:Maybe it's the kittens (as a substitute for women) that are doing the killing? :idea: That would make more sense than the literal interpretation of the name.Meow... purrrrr... :twisted:
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bound_jenny wrote:
ponylady wrote:A company organising women-centric sexparties
ponylady wrote:By killing kittens ?
Maybe it's the kittens (as a substitute for women) that are doing the killing? :idea:

That would make more sense than the literal interpretation of the name.

Meow... purrrrr... :twisted:

Jenny.
Either way, I think they could have chosen a nicer name, too much killing going on in the world, especially nowadays.

As regards Boris, It looks like he won't be getting an invite to any parties, sex or illegal.
So as not to break any rules regarding discussing politics I think I will consider the "party" gate closed and locked. :facepalm:
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Awww... I kinda liked the whole women-centric sex party thing...

I'll go now and sulk...

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bounddosster wrote: As regards Boris, It looks like he won't be getting an invite to any parties, sex or illegal.
So as not to break any rules regarding discussing politics I think I will consider the "party" gate closed and locked. :facepalm:
He‘s still PM,so he‘ll get an invitation for killing kittens summer party in london.

Talk about having your priorities set straight.
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I was tempted to comment further about Boris but I think "For the good of the country I should go" without passing comment. Which is probably what they told Boris.

Damn. Damn, Damn :facepalm: .
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Sad :cry: , in the good ole days they would just have handed him a loaded pistol :idea:
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JIMDINI wrote:Sad :cry: , in the good ole days they would just have handed him a loaded pistol :idea:
he'd only manage to shoot himself in the foot.
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bounddosster wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:Sad :cry: , in the good ole days they would just have handed him a loaded pistol :idea:
he'd only manage to shoot himself in the foot.
I think he already did... :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:Sad :cry: , in the good ole days they would just have handed him a loaded pistol :idea:
he'd only manage to shoot himself in the foot.
I think he already did... :rofl:

Jenny.
Not only shot himself in the foot but reloaded and shot himself in the other foot, Twice. :)
Now we in the UK all wait to see who he hands the gun to next. Does anyone have a feeling of Deja Vu?
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bounddosster wrote:Not only shot himself in the foot but reloaded and shot himself in the other foot, Twice.
Now we in the UK all wait to see who he hands the gun to next. Does anyone have a feeling of Deja Vu?
He would be an excellent marksman but only if he were aiming downward. :facepalm: :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:He would be an excellent marksman but only if he were aiming downward.

Jenny.
Only if he hit what he was aiming at :roll: :facepalm:
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