Why did the alligator cross the road?

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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:JIMDINI wrote:Sorry Shann they don't let the EU play.I may be describing several members here. I was hoping for a relative that may be able to explain this black sheep.
Sorry site will not allow EU areas access! :!: :!: :!: :(
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Got another one, this time, the human was invading alligator space. The story and helpful advice here : https://www.backpacker.com/news-and-eve ... -alligator
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Got another one. Alligator "tormenting" 2 women in Alabama.
https://www.newsweek.com/alligator-alab ... ke-1540918
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We certainly do have some cranky gators around. :shock:

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To get into the Wendy's. Not his idea though. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/pos ... to-wendys/
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Alligators and sharks are teaming up. Not sure if they'll cross the road together.
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https://www.fox13news.com/news/watch-ga ... vero-beach
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Alligators and sharks are teaming up.
Maybe they'll play the "lay a handkerchief, say no one"-game and it's the crocodile's turn. See on http://os-bol-st.skole.hr/upload/os-bol ... _final.pdf pages 5 (I sell oil, I sell honey), 12 (I ' m carying fire) or 60 (Handkerchief).
Or they play the Mr. Crocodil Game on page 39. :rofl:
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As long as they don't make another movie involving tornadoes and animals with lots of teeth. :facepalm:

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uhhhmmmmm. Too late?
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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Why did this alligator cross the gulf? https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/26/us/allig ... index.html
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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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:shock: This guy now has something to show off at Christmas parties. At least the gator didn't swallow his cellphone.

Moral of the story: if your hands are dirty, check first if the water has teeth. :shock:

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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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