I've seen skunks, foxes, coyotes, marmots, rabbits, the occasional moose and even, lately, a family of wild turkeys in my own neighborhood, but never an alligator.
When you've thought you've seen everything...
Hmmm... I could use a new purse and matching shoes...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Why did the gator cross the road? Hmmm... Couple of ideas.
1. Saw Jenny and the evil in her eyes. Made a run for it.
2. Figured he could get away with J-walking. "What are they going to do to me?" "Put handcuffs on me?", said the gator. He could possibly bite right through the chain if the cuffs could even stay on the "wrists".
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
One would think that birds are enough of a hazard to aircraft!
I suspect there may be a conspiracy going one between the birds and the gators...
Could we use Dark Lizerd as an embedded agent to spy on them?
*sorry Liz - can't resist...*
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
I'm more of the "warm" blooded variety... Related to dragons...
I asked Mom one day about Dad on this subject, and she said he was a crock...
So, I'm still not sure...
Dark_Lizerd wrote:I'm more of the "warm" blooded variety... Related to dragons...
I asked Mom one day about Dad on this subject, and she said he was a crock...
So, I'm still not sure...
So you have a nice warm fire in your heart...
Since you're related to dragons, just one piece of advice... stay away from Zeppelins...
Oh, do you know Spot, the Munster family's pet dragon that lives under the stairs?
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
Who???
My Uncle Spot!!!???
I heard he only got the job because he had a belching problem, but, at least he could belch at will...
(And for some reason, Will didn't like it...)
Zeppelins??? Those old gas bags???
I'm flightless, but I knew a few friends that had fun with them...
Lost an uncle in New Jersey one day, in 1937... It was a sad day for so many.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Can you help us understand this one, Tall, Dark, and Awesome?https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/hungr ... es-picnic/Just seems to have no table (or blanket) manners
Sorry Shann they don't let the EU play.
Never confuse your ambitions with your abilities. If you can't free yourself, who will?
When your helpless, you have no choice but to wait.
JIMDINI wrote:
Sorry Shann they don't let the EU play.
I may be describing several members here. I was hoping for a relative that may be able to explain this black sheep.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Very bad manners. Barging in like that on someone else's meal and gobbling everything up. And I bet he didn't even pay the bill.
Sounds like a few non-reptiles I know...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
