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Re: Images that made my day

Postby gaby » 30 Oct 2020, 18:31

kinbaku wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Maybe it's my own preoccupation, but I see a left leg on top of the sub and if that whip was in the right hand, it would be an awkward swing, coming from across the body. I don't know. Maybe for others, the chest orientation is the giveaway.

In the photo, she has deliberately held her whip in her left hand. Normally she does it according to dsteve's avatar, the whip in her strong right hand: :rofl:
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...oh don't worry, I'm ambidextrous :mrgreen:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby gaby » 30 Oct 2020, 18:33

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Shannon SteelSlave wrote: your parents and boss think you're lazy.


That's a pretty sexy lazy if you ask me. And that takes work! :hi: :rofl:

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Indeed. Thank you :lol:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 06 Nov 2020, 10:16

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My parents told me this was a foot massager. Frankly, I can think of a better use for it.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Natybound » 07 Nov 2020, 10:47

bounddosster wrote:
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My parents told me this was a foot massager. Frankly, I can think of a better use for it.


My parents didn't tell me that but it seems to work wonders for that too :mrgreen:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 07 Nov 2020, 13:28

This amused me.It was one wedding I'd have actually loved to go to and best of all I wouldn't have had to wear a damn tie.

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Natybound » 13 Nov 2020, 19:42

I think I'm already moving to the dark side of the force :mrgreen:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 14 Nov 2020, 00:27

Natybound wrote:I think I'm already moving to the dark side of the force :mrgreen:



With that kind of power, why waste time conquering or destroying the universe?

(I've always found it rather silly for a super-mega-villain to destroy the universe - where would he go? Where would he park his car? Where would he get his mail delivered? Though that would be a moot point since there will be no one to send him any letters... :lol: Better stick to lifting up skirts... )

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 14 Nov 2020, 00:29

I guess Anakin is over Padme.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby gaby » 15 Nov 2020, 12:38

Natybound wrote:I think I'm already moving to the dark side of the force :mrgreen:

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...get me out of a doubt, that red thing is just his lightsaber, right? :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 15 Nov 2020, 19:46

gaby wrote:...get me out of a doubt, that red thing is just his lightsaber, right? :rofl:


The tip does look a bit suspicious. :?

Maybe his light saber has a vibrator mode? That could explain the hum those things make... :idea:

Just hope that he doesn't mix up the modes when using it for pleasurable functions... :shock:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby kinbaku » 15 Nov 2020, 21:07

bound_jenny wrote:Maybe his light saber has a vibrator mode? That could explain the hum those things make... :idea:

Finally after so many years I now understand where that buzzing sound comes from when the Jedi use their lightsabers. :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Natybound » 16 Nov 2020, 19:01

kinbaku wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:Maybe his light saber has a vibrator mode? That could explain the hum those things make... :idea:

Finally after so many years I now understand where that buzzing sound comes from when the Jedi use their lightsabers. :rofl:


surely that's what could have happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away :rofl:
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