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Dark_Lizerd wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:I vote for Mr. Burns.

He's not just evil, he's excellent at it. :twisted:

And he at least has some hair left... :rofl:

Smithers! Massage my brain!

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I could hear Mr. Burns say that last line!!!
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right next to the aisle with the chains and lubricants... :rofl:
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looks like it can get very nutty if you mess with nuts around your cock.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Well, they did make chicken nuggets popular 30 years (1980) after their real invention(1950).......
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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Well, they did make chicken nuggets popular 30 years (1980) after their real invention(1950).......
ah, the joys of auto-translate... :rofl:

I found this article about it: https://soranews24.com/2020/01/12/adult ... lds-japan/
there's more ambiguity in the commercial...

reminds me a bit of this one:
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maid marta, Collared property of Domina Shelle Rivers and Lady Helena

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Yeah, I know, but this is images that made my day. That pie might be another Edsel in the making, but they may surprise you.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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It must be difficult to be a fry cook these days
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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Fetishes.jpg
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Don't ask, we both wont understand the answer...
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That's quite impeccable logic. The only time one should feel ashamed about one's fetishes is when one of them is about being humiliated.

At the same time, it's a contradiction! :!:

That's enough to get some Star Trek alien computers fizzing and flaming and exploding. :lol:

Captain Kirk would be jealous. :rofl:

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Feel the force
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GeneralError wrote:
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no lightsaber dildo? :mrgreen:
"I find your lack of toys disturbing." :rofl:
maid marta, Collared property of Domina Shelle Rivers and Lady Helena

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occorics wrote:no lightsaber dildo?
There is a lightsaber flogger, though.

But that could be the result of a lightsaber dildo undergoing a boiler explosion. :idea:

(if you think that's weird, you don't want to know at least half of what's going through my warped mind on any given day... :shock: ).

Just another day in Jenny's brain... :rofl:

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Kink is the spice of life!
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I don't see the handcuffs from "Return of the Jedi" (1983). Do we no longer need those?
What about the thing they pushed Han Solo into? They never even asked him any questions. Someone must have enjoyed that.
Jaba's torture bots seem to enjoy their work.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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It is Friday!
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Sir Cumference wrote:It is Friday!
It sure is!
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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