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Here is a thought. If an electric eel swallowed a discharged dildo would the dildo then start working again inside the eel?
Just one of life's many questions I often ponder in the wee small hours of yet another sleepless night. :facepalm:
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bounddosster wrote:Here is a thought. If an electric eel swallowed a discharged dildo would the dildo then start working again inside the eel?
Just one of life's many questions I often ponder in the wee small hours of yet another sleepless night.
When you wake up with thoughts like that you can end up like this.
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JIMDINI wrote:When you wake up with thoughts like that you can end up like this.
Not with this crowd. Because:

a) Thoughts like this are the norm.
b) When any of us gets into a straitjacket, it's voluntary.
c) This joint is the asylum!!! :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:
JIMDINI wrote:When you wake up with thoughts like that you can end up like this.
Not with this crowd. Because:

a) Thoughts like this are the norm.
b) When any of us gets into a straitjacket, it's voluntary.
c) This joint is the asylum!!! :rofl:
And that can lead to sex toy use. The cycle is complete. Sun rise, sun set. Too early for a poem.
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All advice is checked, re-checked and verified to be questionable...
Don't ask, we both wont understand the answer...
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Dark_Lizerd wrote:...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :gag:
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Back on plot ...
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JIMDINI wrote:Back on plot ...
It looks like they were out of stock in the brains department for this guy... :facepalm:

Damn supply chain problems... :rofl:

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Don't needs to tink gud to chop trees gud :mrgreen:
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Gregovic wrote:Don't needs to tink gud to chop trees gud :mrgreen:
I's reckons this guy agree wid ya:
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Licking of the nib is not advised. :facepalm:
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bounddosster wrote:
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Licking of the nib is not advised. :facepalm:
A very subtle way to tell some pencil-pusher to put that pen where the sun don't shine! :rofl:

I hope that pen at least vibrates. :idea:

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bound_jenny wrote:A very subtle way to tell some pencil-pusher to put that pen where the sun don't shine! :rofl:
Jenny.
I never thought of that, I'll have to buy some and give them out to every pen pusher I come across. Just let me count up a few I already know. :shock: I'd have to sell the house to be able to afford that many.
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Reminds me of the Big Yins (Billy Connolly) joke about the wife murderer explaining to th Police why he buried her body with the bum sticking out "Well I needed somewhere to park my bike."
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