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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 21 May 2022, 00:19

Lisahs3 wrote:I really want to get some of the outfits but I have no where to wear them


Partys! Nice occasions to get used to being in public wearing some steampunk outfit. Or an easy (fake) excuse to explain the outfit.

Halloween... you might get a few double-takes but no one will make anything of it.

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 22 May 2022, 09:16

After realizing that Britain will fall short of its green targets the Government has decided to ban the wearing of clothes during the months of May until October. This will it is hoped save millions of tones of co2 being pumped into the environment from the need to wash, manufacture, and import clothing. It is also hoped it will reduce millions of tonnes of waste clothing being discarded each year. From April the first 2023, only the police and politicians will be permitted to wear clothes.
At least some of the English police know that public nudity is not illegal here..jpg
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby kinbaku » 22 May 2022, 10:32

bounddosster wrote:After realizing that Britain will fall short of its green targets the Government has decided to ban the wearing of clothes during the months of May until October.

When will these regulations be transferred to Belgium? :lol:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby tiemeupalso » 22 May 2022, 15:26

talk about fake news :rofl:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 22 May 2022, 15:42

kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:After realizing that Britain will fall short of its green targets the Government has decided to ban the wearing of clothes during the months of May until October.

When will these regulations be transferred to Belgium? :lol:


Try getting that past the EU govt. :?
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 22 May 2022, 15:53

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Our sun is warm, grass is green.
Who can own a tree?
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Let's not bring government into this. Trying to own things they did not create.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 22 May 2022, 15:54

tiemeupalso wrote:talk about fake news :rofl:


What a great idea. If we have to have fake news it might as well be fun fake news. I'd love to see that discussed in parliament. The government, such as it is, would have to deny it but then the opposition would accuse the government of backing tracking on its green commitments. So the government would be forced into a u turn which the opposition would have to back so as not to look stupid for their original criticism. Before you know it everyone in Britain will be walking around naked for nine months of the year. :D
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 22 May 2022, 15:58

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The earth is spinning.
Our sun is warm, grass is green.
Who can own a tree?
(Haiku)
Let's not bring government into this. Trying to own things they did not create.


OK, Shannon, I'll be a good boy and not mention the government again. But if you hear about it on the six o'clock news one day, it had nothing to do with me :) .
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 22 May 2022, 16:09

I'm all for the free expression. Government talk may be ill-advised here, but I am more or less trying to keeping speech here uninfluenced by them. And not have us fighting their battles for them. And in song.
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Thank you all for understanding. Especially the frog part.(green naked, so as not to derail a thread) :)
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 22 May 2022, 16:57

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I'm all for the free expression. Government talk may be ill-advised here, but I am more or less trying to keeping speech here uninfluenced by them. And not have us fighting their battles for them. And in song.
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Thank you all for understanding. Especially the frog part.(green naked, so as not to derail a thread) :)


"green naked" :rofl:

Seriously though, I wonder how much co2 can be saved by not wearing your clothes. You wouldn't wear them out so fast so that saves by not having to have replacements made. Most clothes in the UK are made abroad so that would save on transport emissions, then there is not having to wash them so often, so saving electric, wear and tear on the laundry machines, saves washing detergent and water. I think becoming a full-time nudist in the warm weather could be a very green thing to do and so give you a credible excuse for going around naked.
Going naked to save the world, you heard it here first, maybe, I dare say if I searched I'd find someone was already saying it.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 22 May 2022, 17:06

bounddosster wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:I'm all for the free expression. Government talk may be ill-advised here, but I am more or less trying to keeping speech here uninfluenced by them. And not have us fighting their battles for them. And in song.
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Thank you all for understanding. Especially the frog part.(green naked, so as not to derail a thread) :)


"green naked" :rofl:

Seriously though, I wonder how much co2 can be saved by not wearing your clothes. You wouldn't wear them out so fast so that saves by not having to have replacements made. Most clothes in the UK are made abroad so that would save on transport emissions, then there is not having to wash them so often, so saving electric, wear and tear on the laundry machines, saves washing detergent and water. I think becoming a full-time nudist in the warm weather could be a very green thing to do and so give you a credible excuse for going around naked.
Going naked to save the world, you heard it here first, maybe, I dare say if I searched I'd find someone was already saying it.
Well, in that case,
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Maybe I'll do the Genevieve Gorder thing while I bang in nails around the house today. Do my part too. For the planet.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 23 May 2022, 00:18

Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Let's not bring government into this.


To quote a figure from the past, "Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem.

Government intervention will just make things complicated, messy, and generate reams of paperwork (which isn't green at all) and red tape (which is... red... :facepalm: ).

If anyone wants to go naked, it's their business. A lot might do that without regulation.

They just have to remember to put sunscreen on everywhere... no one wants certain bits sunburned... :shock:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby ruru67 » 23 May 2022, 04:24

bound_jenny wrote:To quote a figure from the past, "Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the problem.

That figure would be Ronald Reagan. Also, "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Lisahs3 » 23 May 2022, 08:53

But if everyone walks around naked how will people know it's me?
A naked maid looks like everyone else :cry:

Please people, before you start the naked revolution spare a thought for the fetish and fancy dress clothing industry!!!

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 23 May 2022, 19:27

Lisahs3 wrote:But if everyone walks around naked how will people know it's me?
A naked maid looks like everyone else :cry:

Please people, before you start the naked revolution spare a thought for the fetish and fancy dress clothing industry!!!

Lisa


we will still need them for our winter cover-up.
There will be a special dispensation for maids, they will have to wear a little white apron and carry a feather duster.
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