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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 12 Jan 2022, 00:24

TNTBound wrote:thought this was good.


You're bloody right it is! 8)

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 12 Jan 2022, 11:54

TNTBound wrote:thought this was good.


Not only whipped cream but also whipping cream, :D
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 13 Jan 2022, 01:14

bounddosster wrote:
TNTBound wrote:thought this was good.


Not only whipped cream but also whipping cream, :D


Anything that involves whipping is a plus in my book... :whip:

Though whipping cream is rather messy and is best done in the bathtub.

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 13 Jan 2022, 11:36

bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:
TNTBound wrote:thought this was good.


Not only whipped cream but also whipping cream, :D


Anything that involves whipping is a plus in my book... :whip:

Though whipping cream is rather messy and is best done in the bathtub.

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If you need to mix the whipped cream in a bathtub, where did you bake the cake, in a brickyard kiln?
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 14 Jan 2022, 01:21

bounddosster wrote:If you need to mix the whipped cream in a bathtub, where did you bake the cake, in a brickyard kiln?


I whipped the cream in the bathtub (best place to make an easily cleaned-up mess) then I mixed it for the cake.

That went into a run-of-the-mill oven.

Random musings (and general evidence that my mind is a twisted mess...):

I was thinking about this whipping business. :idea:

There's a lot of violence associated with food. Whipped cream. Pound cake. Coffee frappé. Crushed almonds. Diced carrots. Chopped liver. And the list goes on. It's like a movie with all the worst serial killers teaming up. :shock:

It's also making me hungry. :rofl:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bounddosster » 14 Jan 2022, 17:37

bound_jenny wrote:There's a lot of violence associated with food. Whipped cream. Pound cake. Coffee frappé. Crushed almonds. Diced carrots. Chopped liver. And the list goes on. It's like a movie with all the worst serial killers teaming up. :shock:

It's also making me hungry. :rofl:

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I'm too scared to be hungry :shock:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 14 Jan 2022, 19:39

bounddosster wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:There's a lot of violence associated with food. Whipped cream. Pound cake. Coffee frappé. Crushed almonds. Diced carrots. Chopped liver. And the list goes on. It's like a movie with all the worst serial killers teaming up. :shock:

It's also making me hungry. :rofl:

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I'm too scared to be hungry :shock:


Don't forget scrambled eggs (the weapon of choice being an eggbeater), mashed potatoes, creamed corn, minced meat... :shock:

But look at the bright side - with all that mistreatment your food will be definitely dead. No killer tomatoes.., :wink:

Is it a coincidence that some kitchen gadgets can be used in a kinky way? :idea: :twisted:

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Blacky » 15 Jan 2022, 13:31

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby bound_jenny » 15 Jan 2022, 17:20

Blacky wrote:You mean like this one?
https://www.ikea.com/de/de/p/ikea-365-v ... Kj69HeCykv


Ooooo... Multifunction!! :mrgreen:

Though before using it for culinary purposes, I'd thoroughly wash it! Especially the #2 orifice... :shock:

Oh, and this is my 9000th post:

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Yay!

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Re: Images that made my day

Postby kinbaku » 15 Jan 2022, 21:54

bound_jenny wrote:Oh, and this is my 9000th post:

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Yay!

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Congratulations!!! :drool:
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I still have a lot to post before I get there. :whip: :rofl:
So the whip is after me. But this post brings me a little closer. Still 6400 to go. 8)
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Gregovic » 15 Jan 2022, 22:20

Congrats Jenny, that's quite a milestone. I doubt I'll ever break even 1000 posts
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Blacky » 15 Jan 2022, 23:42

bound_jenny wrote:...

Oh, and this is my 9000th post:

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Yay!

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Impressive. Congratulations, Jenny! :hi:
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 16 Jan 2022, 00:00

Gregovic wrote:Congrats Jenny, that's quite a milestone. I doubt I'll ever break even 1000 posts

Penny for your thoughts, G? I have seen you stop people from doing stupid things around here. Not for nothing, I have more than 143 ideas left. That I can think of. :roll: Just be glad I have other responsibilities that keep me from living here.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby JIMDINI » 16 Jan 2022, 01:41

Well done Jenny, how many PCs have you worn out. Struggling out of your ropes to post must be exhausting.
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Re: Images that made my day

Postby Shannon SteelSlave » 16 Jan 2022, 02:44

Jenny, I'd like to show my enthusiasm. But I'm just too tired and can't go on.........
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Wait.........
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Happy 1st 9000!!
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