Images that made my day

[bound_jenny]

factoring in she's probably 5'5"

More like 5'11". Excluding sky-high stiletto heels.

And I have long arms (goes with those long, long, sexy legs, with stockings that have the seam down the back... ).

But twenty feet ought to get one out of range.

Jenny.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

Jenny.

She's got a spare. Run!

[Kinbaku]

I am sure I will return it as soon as possible. Jenny just has more experience using the whip.
That is why I immediately reported that I had it, for woe to anyone who dares to steal the whip from her without saying a word.

[bounddosster]

factoring in she's probably 5'5"

More like 5'11". Excluding sky-high stiletto heels.

And I have long arms (goes with those long, long, sexy legs, with stockings that have the seam down the back... ).

But twenty feet ought to get one out of range.

Jenny.

Wow! dressed like that who wants to run away.

[bound_jenny]

Wow! dressed like that who wants to run away.

Precisely the goal of the maneuver.

That second or two of frozen, deer-in-the-headlights staring is enough to

With the spare, of course.

Until kinbaku returns the one he stole...

Jenny.

[Kinbaku]

Until kinbaku returns the one he stole...

Jenny.

Straight away! So that the other members can enjoy the bang of your whip as you get closer in your high stiletto heels. Clacking and echoing on the floor of the hollow space of your dungeon.

[bounddosster]

sometimes it can be a really hard opening those ready-made custard cartons.

[bounddosster]

Looks familiar.

1st lady "I recognise his features."
2nd lady "But you're hopeless at remembering faces."
1st lady "I'm not looking at his face."

Or
1st lady "I really like these new glasses. they make everything look bigger?"
2nd Lady "That's his water bottle."

Or
1st lady "Damn, I've just remembered I forgot to buy the tea."
2nd lady "what are you having?"
1st lady "stuffed marrow."

[Shannon SteelSlave]

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1st lady "I recognise his features."
2nd lady "But you're hopeless at remembering faces."
1st lady "I'm not looking at his face."

Or
1st lady "I really like these new glasses. they make everything look bigger?"
2nd Lady "That's his water bottle."

Or
1st lady "Damn, I've just remembered I forgot to buy the tea."
2nd lady "what are you having?"
1st lady "stuffed marrow."

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[bound_jenny]

Looks familiar.

1st lady "I recognise his features."
2nd lady "But you're hopeless at remembering faces."
1st lady "I'm not looking at his face."

Or
1st lady "I really like these new glasses. they make everything look bigger?"
2nd Lady "That's his water bottle."

Or
1st lady "Damn, I've just remembered I forgot to buy the tea."
2nd lady "what are you having?"
1st lady "stuffed marrow."

Best said with a British accent.

I suspect that's what I'll be like in 20 years or so...

...looking for the water bottle...

Jenny.

[bounddosster]

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I do find that some images make me feel a little inadequate.

This lady has the sort of look about her that says
"So you want a peek under my towel, do you? Well, let me see you naked first, come into the light next to this window here. now strip off naked,"
You move to the window and strip off.
"Good well done, I like what I see, Phew! even though I totally naked under this towel I'm feeling really hot, open the window would you."
You open the window.
"Could you go open that window over there as well, I can then drop this towel and have the cool breeze flow over my totally naked body?"
You go down the hall to the end and open that window.
"Bye."
You rush back to the open window just in time to see your clothes land on the pavement.

[Kinbaku]

I do find that some images make me feel a little inadequate.
...
You rush back to the open window just in time to see your clothes land on the pavement.

And she got dressed again without you having been able to look under the towel.

[bounddosster]

I do find that some images make me feel a little inadequate.
...
You rush back to the open window just in time to see your clothes land on the pavement.

And she got dressed again without you having been able to look under the towel.

I forgot that bit, Thanks kinbaku, the perfect finish.
Apart from the bit where you have to go down four floors of stairs and out into the street, still naked and hoping someone hasn't stolen your clothes.

[Kinbaku]

... someone hasn't stolen your clothes.

And you see the clothes thieves disappear just around the corner.
Too naked to go after it.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

What do the good know except what the bad teach them?