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Goood try, good try!

But it is not enough to make me open my vault of German dungeon hamster porn.
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Sir Cumference wrote:Goood try, good try!

But it is not enough to make me open my vault of German dungeon hamster porn.
:mrgreen:
Too busy getting your schwanz unkrummed? Or are you just waiting for your gerät to warm up?

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Aww shoot. Was looking forward to see a hamster in some leather outfit (unless I'm completely mistaken of what that word means.)
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Sir Cumference wrote:The answer is:

Krummschwanzgerät
Really? Google finds no meaning to that word. I don't know that language but it seems extremely rarely used then, if there's no relevant context found at all.
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Jadit wrote:
Sir Cumference wrote:The answer is:

Krummschwanzgerät
Really? Google finds no meaning to that word. I don't know that language but it seems extremely rarely used then, if there's no relevant context found at all.
German is a peculiar language in that it can evolve quickly by creating new words to describe something, by simply cobbling together existing words. Krummschwanzgerät has three components: "krumm", which means crooked; "schwanz", for tail; and "gerät", for equipment or apparatus. Put those three components separately through Google Translate and they will give results.

So it's possible that Google Translate doesn't have Krummschwanzgerät because it's too recent (as in the possibility that Sir C just invented it :mrgreen: ).

We're still waiting for Sir C's equipment to warm up and straighten out his tail. :rofl:

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A couple of Germanic favourites

"handschuh" = hand shoe = glove

and a reverse translation supposedly used by English prisoners-of-war to puzzle their captors "blond genug" = "fair enough" though the German words in that pairing don't have the same sense in German, as "blond" refers to a light colour eg hair.
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bound_jenny wrote:
Jadit wrote:
Sir Cumference wrote:The answer is:

Krummschwanzgerät
Really? Google finds no meaning to that word. I don't know that language but it seems extremely rarely used then, if there's no relevant context found at all.
German is a peculiar language in that it can evolve quickly by creating new words to describe something, by simply cobbling together existing words. Krummschwanzgerät has three components: "krumm", which means crooked; "schwanz", for tail; and "gerät", for equipment or apparatus. Put those three components separately through Google Translate and they will give results.

So it's possible that Google Translate doesn't have Krummschwanzgerät because it's too recent (as in the possibility that Sir C just invented it :mrgreen: ).

We're still waiting for Sir C's equipment to warm up and straighten out his tail. :rofl:

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"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" is the longest german composite word. Surprisingly, the google translation is quite accurate...
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occorics wrote:...
our authorities are very good in composing new words... :mrgreen:
"Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" is the longest german composite word. Surprisingly, the google translation is quite accurate...
While you're surely right about the efficiency of our authorities you missed an even longer word: Grund­stücks­ver­kehrs­ge­neh­mi­gungs­zu­stän­dig­keits­über­tra­gungs­ver­ord­nung.
Again, google wasn't exactly bad at translating.

But there may yet be longer words?! :facepalm: :mrgreen:
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OK.

I knew a place online, where there was a picture of one in actual use.
It is gone :oops: I can't give you a link to it.

But I can post a picture of one I made:

The entire "male package" goes through the big ring, much like any other cock-ring.
The small ring shall point upwards.
Then the (limp) sausage is folded upwards, and the head popped through the small ring. The bend stops an erection from developing (makes it a bit painful too).
There are probably some limitations due to genital anatomy, but it works for me.

The Krummschwanzgerät:
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There is one here coming close:

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But it is a version, where both rings are on the shaft.
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damn it, now unimuc will have to come up with a new antispamquestion.

the answer will probably be something like
"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*
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ponylady wrote:"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*
Slave_L wrote:Wait... you're telling me this german word doesn't actually involve hamsters? wow! :mrgreen:
That definitely has to do with hamsters, regardless of tail alignment. :mrgreen:

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bound_jenny wrote:
ponylady wrote:"einheimischenagetiertrainingsvorrichtungsgeräuschdämmungsflüssigkeit".
*sir c should know what i'm talking about*
Slave_L wrote:Wait... you're telling me this german word doesn't actually involve hamsters? wow! :mrgreen:
That definitely has to do with hamsters, regardless of tail alignment. :mrgreen:

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It certainly does.
The right lubricant will stop the squeaking sound.
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Sir Cumference wrote:
It certainly does.
The right lubricant will stop the squeaking sound.
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1 year passed, but I still have a hope
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