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Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 30 May 2021, 18:22
by Shannon SteelSlave
This must be the sequel to this:
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She all sobered up, but in the wrong community. She be all like, "I'ma' act a tourist, and nobody be noticin'".

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 11 Jun 2021, 15:23
by JIMDINI
Those continentals are so liberal.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 11 Jun 2021, 19:19
by Shannon SteelSlave
I've always wanted to be strapped securely to a 2 wheeled dolly and carted around, perhaps as my handler runs errands, tilting me back, rolling me around, and parking me at random, all with me having no control over it, or if the dolly might tip whilst in motion, or if not parked on a level surface. An air bag suit like that would probably take away the real danger, but none of the excitement. Maybe I could hold a purse or wallet in my mouth to help out.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 11 Jun 2021, 22:17
by bounddosster
JIMDINI wrote:Those continentals are so liberal.
I had always hoped it would rub off on us in the UK, during our time in the EU but they are still way ahead of us.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 12 Jun 2021, 02:24
by bound_jenny
The delivery slip seemed to have a wrong address, so they left the "parcel" on the sidewalk while the driver called for more information.

Jenny.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 12 Jun 2021, 19:44
by bounddosster
Does it come with a puncture kit included in the price?

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 12 Jun 2021, 19:45
by Kinbaku
bound_jenny wrote:The delivery slip seemed to have a wrong address, so they left the "parcel" on the sidewalk while the driver called for more information.

Jenny.
And because he did not pay attention to the traffic, he was injured and was immediately taken to hospital.
Hopefully at night there is a passerby who takes care of her.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 12 Jun 2021, 19:54
by bounddosster
A passing tram catches on the trolley handle and she was last seen being towed down the high street.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 04 Jul 2021, 13:59
by JIMDINI
Perhaps she dropped the key.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 04 Jul 2021, 16:40
by Kinbaku
JIMDINI wrote:Perhaps she dropped the key.
It must be very annoying: the decoration is open at the top, but she is just not long enough to put her hands over it. :shock: :twisted:

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 04 Jul 2021, 17:06
by Shannon SteelSlave
She fell asleep at the mattress shoppe, and the owner couldn't wake her at closing time. There had been a string of robberies where someone had drugged themself to sleep, timing their wake up for the middle of the night, and opened the back door to allow men in a moving van to clean the place out. The security guard had to get home to his always jealous wife. Not having time to deal with the woman, the guard removed her dress carefully, as the store lacked air conditioning and it was in a heat wave. He used his cuffs and some rope to hold her for the morning to have the authorities arrest her.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 13 Jul 2021, 02:23
by Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 13 Jul 2021, 12:20
by Kinbaku
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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That's what happens when you can't sit still at the dentist. Then it has to be done the hard way.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 13 Jul 2021, 17:06
by Lisahs3
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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I only booked in for a check up and polish. You're not my normal dentist and you surprised me. I promise I won't bite again, honestly

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 14 Jul 2021, 13:24
by Shannon SteelSlave
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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"Your dental insurance doesn't cover sedation or anesthesia, but don't worry, we have the equipment to fix that tooth."