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Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 13 May 2021, 23:16
by Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 14 May 2021, 01:53
by bound_jenny
She decided to save this tree from being chopped down in a most unusual way.

:mrgreen:

Jenny.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 14 May 2021, 12:33
by bounddosster
Some people just don't have the aptitude to train as a tree surgeon.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 14 May 2021, 12:45
by bounddosster
The week before last he says let's take a walk by the river and he hangs me off a bridge, last week he says let's go to the furniture store and he locks me in a cupboard, I really should have known better than to go with him when he invited me to take a walk in the woods.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 14 May 2021, 14:46
by kinbaku
bounddosster wrote:The week before last he says let's take a walk by the river and he hangs me off a bridge, last week he says let's go to the furniture store and he locks me in a cupboard, I really should have known better than to go with him when he invited me to take a walk in the woods.
Those who do not want to listen must bear the consequences. :rofl:
Usually there are enough bird feathers in the forest with which I can certainly come up with an application. :mrgreen:

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 14 May 2021, 22:47
by bounddosster
There was this tree protester who after spending six months in a tree finally won his cause and the tree was given a presivation order to stop it being cut down. On trying to leave the tree he found himself so stuck in the tree that the only way he could be got out was by cutting the tree down around him. Unfortunately it took another six months to overturn the presivation order. :lol:

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 15 May 2021, 01:22
by bound_jenny
kinbaku wrote:Usually there are enough bird feathers in the forest with which I can certainly come up with an application.
Basic wilderness survival skills. :mrgreen:

Jenny.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 20 May 2021, 07:40
by Shannon SteelSlave
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Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 20 May 2021, 08:43
by JIMDINI
Brr, Brrr, Brr, Brrr, 'Beep'... "Hi this is Honey, I can't get to the phone so leave a message after the tone."...'Beep' Sorry honey I've been called out of town on urgent business so I can't make our date. Will call you in the morning.'Beep'. Damn! I left the keys upstairs by the bed.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 20 May 2021, 11:57
by kinbaku
I wait like a dog at the outside door so that you take me out for a walk to go to the toilet. :facepalm:

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 25 May 2021, 09:49
by bounddosster
JIMDINI wrote:Brr, Brrr, Brr, Brrr, 'Beep'... "Hi this is Honey, I can't get to the phone so leave a message after the tone."...'Beep' Sorry honey I've been called out of town on urgent business so I can't make our date. Will call you in the morning.'Beep'. Damn! I left the keys upstairs by the bed.
:rofl:
Whoops! didn't think that one through.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 25 May 2021, 09:56
by bounddosster
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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"I don't remember closing the curtains, Oh well, I don't suppose it will matter this backroom window isn't overlooked no one is going to see me".
Ten minutes later.
"What is that funny squeaking sound I've been hearing for the last ten minutes, it sounds just like someone cleaning a..............., OMG!, I forgot it's today the window cleaner comes".

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 25 May 2021, 10:59
by kinbaku
bounddosster wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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"I don't remember closing the curtains, Oh well, I don't suppose it will matter this backroom window isn't overlooked no one is going to see me".
Ten minutes later.
"What is that funny squeaking sound I've been hearing for the last ten minutes, it sounds just like someone cleaning a..............., OMG!, I forgot it's today the window cleaner comes".
The windows will never have been washed for that long.

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 26 May 2021, 13:46
by bounddosster
kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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"I don't remember closing the curtains, Oh well, I don't suppose it will matter this backroom window isn't overlooked no one is going to see me".
Ten minutes later.
"What is that funny squeaking sound I've been hearing for the last ten minutes, it sounds just like someone cleaning a..............., OMG!, I forgot it's today the window cleaner comes".
The windows will never have been washed for that long.
He did the outside quickly so he could get to do her "inside". :wink:

Re: Post a picture and let everyone tell a story

Posted: 30 May 2021, 13:18
by bounddosster
I know this one might stretch the rules a little so even though there were no genitals on display I drew in a bikini bottom to be safe, excuse the rubbish drawing, and no that isn't the funny bit.
I thought the picture was so funny and a good tell the story or what happens photo that I had to post it. It is kind of obvious what is going to happen but how about something other than the obvious, although the obvious is :rofl: .
Look where you're going.
Look where you're going.
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