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bounddosster wrote:I never said nothing.
That means that either you never said the word "nothing" (though you did type it) or you're always saying something, the opposite of saying nothing. That's enough to blow up a computer, Captain Kirk style. :rofl:

Politicians are the oddballs, capable of continuously talking without actually saying anything. :facepalm:

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bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:I never said nothing.
That means that either you never said the word "nothing" (though you did type it) or you're always saying something, the opposite of saying nothing. That's enough to blow up a computer, Captain Kirk style. :rofl:

Politicians are the oddballs, capable of continuously talking without actually saying anything. :facepalm:

Jenny.
Double negative, or spin doctoring?
Yes, she has to listen to the stupid jokes. (Can't cover her ears) Her response is kind compared to my potential response of roundhouse kicking said joker.
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bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:I never said nothing.
That means that either you never said the word "nothing" (though you did type it) or you're always saying something, the opposite of saying nothing. That's enough to blow up a computer, Captain Kirk style. :rofl:

Politicians are the oddballs, capable of continuously talking without actually saying anything. :facepalm:

Jenny.
It's actually a common local phrase where I come from and generally means whatever opinions are being aired I either said nor stand by any of them so you can't blame me for anything that happens.
It is a phrase that is often used by husbands to avoid getting into trouble with the wife.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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bounddosster wrote:It is a phrase that is often used by husbands to avoid getting into trouble with the wife.
It's something like an only child saying to his parents, "I didn't do it". :rofl:
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bounddosster wrote:
bound_jenny wrote:
bounddosster wrote:I never said nothing.
That means that either you never said the word "nothing" (though you did type it) or you're always saying something, the opposite of saying nothing. That's enough to blow up a computer, Captain Kirk style. :rofl:

Politicians are the oddballs, capable of continuously talking without actually saying anything. :facepalm:

Jenny.
It's actually a common local phrase where I come from and generally means whatever opinions are being aired I either said nor stand by any of them so you can't blame me for anything that happens.
It is a phrase that is often used by husbands to avoid getting into trouble with the wife.
But 'round these parts, it makes you look suspicious.
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kinbaku wrote:It's something like an only child saying to his parents, "I didn't do it". :rofl:
The Bart Simpson defense! :rofl:
bounddosster wrote:It is a phrase that is often used by husbands to avoid getting into trouble with the wife.
That's a very useful one. "Often used" is a huge understatement... :mrgreen:

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Or a better way to say it
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Or a better way to say it
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Smokey was looking for the Bandit when he came upon this young lady instead.

"You can put the cuffs on me, Sheriff. I might even like it." she said in her soft, Southern drawl.

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bound_jenny wrote:"You can put the cuffs on me, Sheriff. I might even like it." she said in her soft, Southern drawl.

Jenny.
"Okay, Honey chile, but they ain't comin off 'til you all tell me where the Bandits at."
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wayne wrote:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
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We might never hear from you again, but here you go, https://www.ebay.com/itm/194524058439

or try it in plastic, https://www.ebay.com/itm/195220516556?

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Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
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kinbaku wrote:
bounddosster wrote:It is a phrase that is often used by husbands to avoid getting into trouble with the wife.
It's something like an only child saying to his parents, "I didn't do it". :rofl:
I never did it, it was always my friend that caused the trouble, they said my friend was imaginary but I knew better.
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.
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bounddosster wrote:I never did it, it was always my friend that caused the trouble, they said my friend was imaginary but I knew better.
:rofl:
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bounddosster wrote:I never did it, it was always my friend that caused the trouble, they said my friend was imaginary but I knew better.
:idea:

Sounds like your friend is someone who's caught in a dimensional interphase rift. Convenient cover for anyone who causes trouble - pop into this dimension, do whatever trouble tickles his/her fancy, then pop out again, back to where Spock has a beard or someplace like that.

I could use one of those. :mrgreen:

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