This is the last time i volunteer to be the target for a bunch of naked skydivers!!
ROFLMAO...
You just made my day.
I'll be wearing "one of those smiles" all day today at work that will get people wondering "what's she up to again?".
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
This is the last time i volunteer to be the target for a bunch of naked skydivers!!
It could be better or worse depending on your preference, you could be tied facedown. Not only would there be a different entry point but everything would come as a sudden surprise and at great velocity.
Reminds me of a schoolboy joke I remember.
Superman was feeling bored so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to the superhero arms for a drink. Batman says "sure, I'll meet you at seven. That night in the pub batman is waiting for superman. It gets to eight o'clock and still superman hasn't arrived. Then suddenly the doors fly open and in stumbles superman looking a real mess, his tights are torn, he has leaves and branches stuck all over him. Batman asked him what happened, Oh Batty you wouldn't believe what just happened to me. I was flying over here and I looked down and spotted Wonderwoman naked in the bushes her legs wide open just waiting for it. So I got my cock out and rubbed it rock hard and I flew down at the speed of light and landed right between her legs sinking my cock deep into her.
"bloody hell," says Batman, I bet she was really surprised. Superman replies "Not half as surprised as the invisible man was".
I was thinking it was a picnic without a basket, but that is why I don't say anything anymore about my own pictures. I rather like the ideas that spawn if I just sit back.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
bounddosster wrote:Reminds me of a schoolboy joke I remember.
Superman was feeling bored so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to the superhero arms for a drink. Batman says "sure, I'll meet you at seven. That night in the pub batman is waiting for superman. It gets to eight o'clock and still superman hasn't arrived. Then suddenly the doors fly open and in stumbles superman looking a real mess, his tights are torn, he has leaves and branches stuck all over him. Batman asked him what happened, Oh Batty you wouldn't believe what just happened to me. I was flying over here and I looked down and spotted Wonderwoman naked in the bushes her legs wide open just waiting for it. So I got my cock out and rubbed it rock hard and I flew down at the speed of light and landed right between her legs sinking my cock deep into her.
"bloody hell," says Batman, I bet she was really surprised. Superman replies "Not half as surprised as the invisible man was".
You made me spit my coffee...
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!
bounddosster wrote:Reminds me of a schoolboy joke I remember.
Superman was feeling bored so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to the superhero arms for a drink. Batman says "sure, I'll meet you at seven. That night in the pub batman is waiting for superman. It gets to eight o'clock and still superman hasn't arrived. Then suddenly the doors fly open and in stumbles superman looking a real mess, his tights are torn, he has leaves and branches stuck all over him. Batman asked him what happened, Oh Batty you wouldn't believe what just happened to me. I was flying over here and I looked down and spotted Wonderwoman naked in the bushes her legs wide open just waiting for it. So I got my cock out and rubbed it rock hard and I flew down at the speed of light and landed right between her legs sinking my cock deep into her.
"bloody hell," says Batman, I bet she was really surprised. Superman replies "Not half as surprised as the invisible man was".
You made me spit my coffee...
Jenny.
More tissues required at Jenny's place.
Sorry, Jenny.
Last year I left Santa a mince pie and glass of milk and I received a crap present.
This year I'm hoping for something better.
Try cookies. Works for Jenny. Maybe you'll get this
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
It is a re-tweet, but I felt it justified. That look on my face you can't see there is one of wonder and awe. (I don't know what everyone might think it is) I am re showing here as an example of what can happen if you grease the wheels with a food offering.
I am definitely on the side of leaving accessories and packaging intact, for value reasons. I ordered a action figure from ............foreignland, and it tripled in value whilst in overseas transit. Still in the package, and I made a nice shadow box frame for it.
Bondage is like a foreign film without subtitles. Only through sharing and practice can we hope to understand.
A Jedi uses bondage for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!....I, I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Try cookies. Works for Jenny.
Oh, yes it does!
I definitely didn't get a lump of coal.
Later, Mrs. Claus and I did a number on Santa.
Jenny.
Helplessness is a doorway to the innermost reaches of the soul.
If my corset isn't tight, it just isn't right!
Kink is the spice of life!
Come to the Dark Side - we have cookies!