Arrgghhh… flippin’ sizing!!!

[bounddosster]

I seem to have short legs, 29" fitting for jeans even though I'm 5' 11". I hate having short legs and can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer.

[bound_jenny]

can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer

If I had a coffee right now, I would have spit it out and laughed my ass off.

Consider that an honor.

Jenny.

[Riddle]

LoL. Clothes are not made to exact standards. I have about 8 pairs of Key brand overalls, size 42X32 all purchased within about 6 months of each-other. One fits a little bit too tight. How?

[Kinbaku]

One fits a little bit too tight. How?

It was made in the last hour before the weekend. They ran out of time to make bigger coveralls - now less stitching to do. This way they could leave earlier on weekends.

[Kinbaku]

I hate having short legs and can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer.

A man has just come from the good fairy who gave him a longer cock for the good works he has done in the enchanted forest.
Afterwards he tells his friend about his experience in the enchanted forest.
His friend immediately leaves for the enchanted forest and asks the fairy for a cock that reaches to the ground!

Afterwards, the friends run into each other again. One with the slightly longer cock and the other man with one inch (2.54 cm) legs.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

'Nuff already.
Let's talk about the woman who lived in her shoe.

[bounddosster]

I hate having short legs and can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer.

A man has just come from the good fairy who gave him a longer cock for the good works he has done in the enchanted forest.
Afterwards he tells his friend about his experience in the enchanted forest.
His friend immediately leaves for the enchanted forest and asks the fairy for a cock that reaches to the ground!

Afterwards, the friends run into each other again. One with the slightly longer cock and the other man with one inch (2.54 cm) legs.

[bounddosster]

can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer

If I had a coffee right now, I would have spit it out and laughed my ass off.

Consider that an honor.

Jenny.

Indeed I do feel honoured.

[bound_jenny]

I hate having short legs and can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer.

A man has just come from the good fairy who gave him a longer cock for the good works he has done in the enchanted forest.
Afterwards he tells his friend about his experience in the enchanted forest.
His friend immediately leaves for the enchanted forest and asks the fairy for a cock that reaches to the ground!

Afterwards, the friends run into each other again. One with the slightly longer cock and the other man with one inch (2.54 cm) legs.

*groan*

Jenny.

[bound_jenny]

'Nuff alreadty.
Let's talk about the woman who lived in her shoe.

She used a lot of shoe deodorant spray to get rid of the moldy foot smell... ew...

At that time, the well-to-do lived in high-rise ballet boots.

Jenny.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

I hate having short legs and can only see one advantage to having short legs, It makes your cock look longer.

A man has just come from the good fairy who gave him a longer cock for the good works he has done in the enchanted forest.
Afterwards he tells his friend about his experience in the enchanted forest.
His friend immediately leaves for the enchanted forest and asks the fairy for a cock that reaches to the ground!

Afterwards, the friends run into each other again. One with the slightly longer cock and the other man with one inch (2.54 cm) legs.

*groan*

Jenny.

You have only yourself to blame.

[Shannon SteelSlave]

At that time, the well-to-do lived in high-rise ballet boots.

In the meantime, she only has her 1 room flat.

I could go for a 2 story with a loft and a car port.

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[bounddosster]

You'd have to be down at the heel to live in a shoe.

[bound_jenny]

Or make a museum in one:

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Haines Shoe Museum, Pennsylvania.

Even in New Zealand:

As Ed Sullivan said, "a really big shoe"

A real shoe-in.

Jenny.

[bounddosster]

Or make a museum in one:

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Haines Shoe Museum, Pennsylvania.

Even in New Zealand:

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As Ed Sullivan said, "a really big shoe"

A real shoe-in.

Jenny.

You could build a steel toe capped one and use it as a bunker in the up coming nuclear war.