EHHH?!! That was suppsoed to be dark humor e-e
Its annoying as hell how the asian bdsm community always has way better stuff at a fraction of the price
"Why is it annoying <_<"
CUZ!!! I dunno how to search in Chinese or Japanese!
This is sort of a bit ripping on the western bdsm folk for overpricing things too much and it.. well the aesthetic.. its ... limiting ._.
Its complicated. Its like wuuut the American / European merchants only have masks of older women, most who arent rly that cute, and it costs the same as a midrange camera drone???? Whaaaaa????
Wheres the 99 dollar version for the... agh srsly its so infuriating yknow????
Its like DAMN THE CHINESE HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT! I KNOW THERES MORE!!! WHY ARENT PEOPLE MENTIONING THIS!! WHERES THE REST!!! WHEEEEERREESSS THEEEE REEEEESSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!! *yells and echoes through the mountains
I KNOW THEY HOLDING OUT ON US!!! ITS PROLLY SOME CRAZY KANJI IMPOSSIBLE TO GUESS CHINESE CHARACTERS AND THEIR SITE AND YOU PROBABLY NEED DHL AND UGHH LIKE WHAT THE HELLL!!!
WE WANT THE STUFFF!!!!! DDDDDDD8<
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*ahem* composes self
so yeah. Im not mad or anything
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nope perfectly sane here.
*mumbles under breath
Ill bet the Japanese rly DO have wireless remote controlled wearable fucking machines like the Ose but I guess here in the west we just have to wait for the Ose...
https://loradicarlo.com/
"Somehow I dont think a bondage game where ur too orgasmed to escape is a great idea"
NONSENSE! ITS A PERFECT IDEA!!! THE INVENTIONS SURELY EXIST!! I KNOW THEY EXIST!!! JAPAN HAD AI SYNTHESIZERS LONG BEFORE WE DID!!!! THE MYSTERIOUS EAST IS HOLDING OUT ON US!!!! *ranting and frothing at the mouth
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TOOTALLY NOT A "IVE BEEN WAITING OVER 20 GODDAMN YEARS FOR THIS TECHNOLOGY TO ADVANCE AND NOW YALL ARE TELLING ME ITS HIDDEN BEHIND CULTURAL AND LANGUAGE BARRIERS?!!! ILL BE DAMNED IF I HAVE TO WAIT ANY LONGER! CMON BOYS LETS GO FIND THIS SHIT!!!!! "
nope... totally not a cant hold it in anymore thing. nope.
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