world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 01 May 2008, 06:16
says the masochist: "torture me"
answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
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Short joke contest???
Posted: 01 May 2008, 07:29
" Come over, we're bound to have fun..."
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 12 May 2008, 11:26
That is very funnyponylady wrote:says the masochist: "torture me"
answers the sadist: "NO !!!!"
Posted: 12 May 2008, 13:52
Which leads to the inevitable punishment for sinners such as us... going to Heaven. 
Jenny.
Jenny.
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 29 May 2019, 01:32
Ring,ring. Mistress Madame's house, how may I help you? Oh, you want to talk to Mistress? Sorry, she's tied up at the moment!
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 03 Jun 2020, 07:43
I was chatting on a platform I won't name at 3:47am, with a promiscuous user in the same time zone, who asked if I was good in bed. I replied
"No".
"No".
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 03 Jun 2020, 15:20
I called my mistress on the cell phone last night. She replied, "Hmfff ..." 
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 04 Jun 2021, 15:04
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Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 13 Jul 2021, 19:29
Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 16 Jul 2021, 05:51
One of my all time favorite movies.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
When i read the (still beautifull) book „shoeless joe“ afterwards, i was a bit disappointed,
Because the movie was able to create a magical feeling of wonderment that only could be told
In the combination of words & pictures.
But i rant.
It is not really a joke. It stands for „tidied“ .
Think about what we know about james earl jones character and you‘ll understand.
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 16 Jul 2021, 07:48
Nailed it.ponylady wrote:One of my all time favorite movies.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Tie Dyed. I literally just got it. It was written on Terrence Mann's mailbox in the movie "Field of Dreams" (1989)
It's a short joke, don't think it's BDSM. Might be a homonym.
When i read the (still beautifull) book „shoeless joe“ afterwards, i was a bit disappointed,
Because the movie was able to create a magical feeling of wonderment that only could be told
In the combination of words & pictures.
But i rant.
It is not really a joke. It stands for „tidied“ .
Think about what we know about james earl jones character and you‘ll understand.
Kevin Costner thought it was funny. But no, I do not agree. Except I imagine Jame Earl Jones's voice answering, "Ty (Cobb) died". ("Now go away". ) Just what a recluse like Terrance might say. Great movie.
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 06:37
The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 24 Jul 2021, 09:37
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
Jenny.
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 25 Jul 2021, 13:17
I'm a little concerned they were talking to a piece of rope and majorly concerned the rope talked back.Shannon SteelSlave wrote:The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
Re: world's shortest bdsm joke
Posted: 25 Jul 2021, 18:08
Perhaps it wanted to be the gagbounddosster wrote:Shannon SteelSlave wrote:
The SB practitioner asks the worn out rope if it can still hold a hog tie. The rope said, "no". "I'm a frayed knot".
I'm a little concerned they were talking to a piece of rope and majorly concerned the rope talked back.