So anyway, I use Nair like once a week for you know, yeah. But it is so &****ing cold going on, I used to leave it in front of my heater. Helps a little, but my landlord came by and asked why it is so warm in my apartment. I told him I was cleaning my oven. Doubt he bought it, so he'll probably be watching me and I probably earned myself a nice rent increase.
Anyhoo, the point.
Is there a way I can heat it up, in like, the microwave? I am afraid it might explode or something, and I would have to throw that thing out. Has anyone got a clue how I can do this? I'm serious, it is colder than ultrasound gel!
Thanx in advances. xxx Darla xxx
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As riddle suggests, I'd use a bowl of warm water to warm it up a bit, but I doubt it's going to help much. Very likely the stuff is pressurised in the can so that it'll come squirting out fast when you press the nozzle, but that means it cools down from expansion when coming out. On top of that it probably contains stuff that conducts heat and evaporates, further taking away body heat fast, making it feel cold. Thus I don't think warming the can up is going to help much.
I knew I forgot something. (Stupid, stupid, stupid) (No, no, me, not you guys )
These are the plastic squeezy bottles.
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With any container, pressure will build up inside and if you leave the cap on, it will very likely explode, or if you leave the cap off, make a big mess inside your microwave when the stuff shoots out the opening like a male porn star cumming all over the place...
Or there might be some ingredient in there that might catch fire. Your landlord would definitely take a dim view of fire damage.
Use warm water. Less messy, doesn't explode or catch fire.
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bound_jenny wrote:
if you leave the cap off, make a big mess inside your microwave when the stuff shoots out the opening like a male porn star cumming all over the place...
Jenny.
I didn't even imagine that. Thanks for the advice. I'm not laughing at your advice Jenny, I am laughing at what would happen if I pulled that bottle out AS it climaxes. Oh wait, not funny. I'd be bald. Purple hair everywhere.
This stuff is really cold, I scream when I put it on. I am sure the last thing the neighbors need to see if they come-a-knockin' is me with a face full of nair.
Warm water. Would you say boiling? Because regular warm didn't do it for me.
What if I put it in a bowl? Are there any recipes for that? I am afraid to ask because you said the ingredients alone could blow up.
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bound_jenny wrote:
if you leave the cap off, make a big mess inside your microwave when the stuff shoots out the opening like a male porn star cumming all over the place...
Jenny.
I didn't even imagine that. Thanks for the advice. I'm not laughing at your advice Jenny, I am laughing at what would happen if I pulled that bottle out AS it climaxes. Oh wait, not funny. I'd be bald. Purple hair everywhere.
This stuff is really cold, I scream when I put it on. I am sure the last thing the neighbors need to see if they come-a-knockin' is me with a face full of nair.
Warm water. Would you say boiling? Because regular warm didn't do it for me.
What if I put it in a bowl? Are there any recipes for that? I am afraid to ask because you said the ingredients alone could blow up.
I think the problem will not go away at any temperature if "regular warm" didn't do the trick. Seems like something in the nair is evaporating and causing it to feel cold. Warming it up might actually just speed that process up.
Ok. SO first of all, thanks for trying to help me. I usually end up doing whatever I want anyway, and this, sadly, was no exception. But at least I tried, and did listen, for a while. I don't usually return to the people I "ignored" to gloat, and trust me, I am not doing that now. I was at least afraid to do it, and I could hear what you all said, which made me be careful. Hey, at least I didn't try to cook it on the stove, all right.
My landlord turned off the heat, can't even turn it on. He said it's broken and we're getting a new furnace put in summer doesn't want to fix it right now. Nair is still cold, bricks are heavy, and all that jazz. In my madness of putting on that F****ing freezing cold stuff, I went to the microwave, put the bottle in, slammed the door and turned the knob. I counted ten and took it out. Warm, at first, then cold again, I put it in again and counted 10. Some water came out, so I shook it up. Came out as cream again. Put it on myself, much better.
I hope reading this helps someone else who is using this liquid nitrogen.
Anyhoo, thanks and sorry. Darla.
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Pretend we re dead wrote:I hope reading this helps someone else who is using this liquid nitrogen.
Actually, liquid nitrogen will freeze the hair off.
And maybe a few other things...
But it's better than some of Ponylady's collection of various Roman-numeraled ice...
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