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If you see a car labeled with the Pornhub logo, do not enter it and get naked. They have nothing to do with Pornhub. 3 of these "casting cars" have been spotted in the UK.
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1 of them is a Volvo.
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A search for Pornhub Casting Car" produced several hits on UK tabloid stories. One of those bastions of journalistic integrity suggested it might have been related to a stag party, and there's a good chance they're right.

You can buy the "Pornhub Casting Car" stickers from AliExpress ... because of course you can.

Other results suggest the "Pornhub casting car/truck" gag has been going around for while now - one pic I saw was dated over four years ago.
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Shannon SteelSlave wrote:If you see a car labeled with the Pornhub logo, do not enter it and get naked.
I don't have to worry about that, because 1) I don't get into some random vehicle, regardless of stickers, for any reason, and 2) none of the cars pictured have enough room for me to get undressed let alone stretch out and have at it.

Cars used to be big enough to do some heavy petting in the back seat (the auto industry at the service of procreation...). I wouldn't try any similar maneuvers in the back seat of most cars today... probably would need the Jaws Of LIfe to get me out.

Either that or I'd blow out a window at the climax. :shock:

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jenny. i quite agree on the back seat of older cars. i have a 66 Imperial. the back seat is 6 feet across. All padded and leather. Yeh, those were the days.
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I'll bet you still comb your hair as you walk by.
Seriously though, don't get into a stranger's car. And they don't come no stranger than these.
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bound_jenny wrote:... none of the cars pictured have enough room for me to get undressed let alone stretch out and have at it ...
This one has a little more space in the back seat: :rofl:
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But as my mother said, "Never get into a car owned by someone you don't know".
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marsha leanne wrote:jenny. i quite agree on the back seat of older cars. i have a 66 Imperial. the back seat is 6 feet across. All padded and leather. Yeh, those were the days.
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Hells yeah!
kinbaku wrote:But as my mother said, "Never get into a car owned by someone you don't know".
I am not sure when , but I somehow became the person my Momses warned me about :shock: :roll:
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Better than the car of tomorrow.
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I thought the car of the future would look like this:
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Then again, when that was aired, the future was supposed to be 1980... :facepalm:

My first car was a 1980 Pinto.., :lol:
Shannon SteelSlave wrote:Better than the car of tomorrow.
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That last one must be the future equivalent of the rumble seat (AKA the mother-in-law seat)...

A 1966 Imperial, eh? Now that's class! 8)

You could also land an F-14 on the hood. :wink:

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Wait...Hold on just a minute.
How does "Do not get into a PornHub casting car and get naked" differ from "Do not get into a strangers car and get naked"?
Who cares what logo is on the car?!?
Leave aside the fact that PornHub isn't a production-company, it's a web-hosting service.
It would be like getting into one of the Google cam-cars, and getting naked.
Only difference would be that Google would blur out the interesting bit.

Presumably this is just me getting old, or not sharing into the national exposure fantasy that seems to afflict only people under 30.
But how is this even a thing?
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CheerfullyInsane wrote:Wait...Hold on just a minute.
How does "Do not get into a PornHub casting car and get naked" differ from "Do not get into a strangers car and get naked"?
Who cares what logo is on the car?!?
Leave aside the fact that PornHub isn't a production-company, it's a web-hosting service.
It would be like getting into one of the Google cam-cars, and getting naked.
Only difference would be that Google would blur out the interesting bit.

Presumably this is just me getting old, or not sharing into the national exposure fantasy that seems to afflict only people under 30.
But how is this even a thing?
You can always come in my car.
Then you don't get into a strange man's car, because I always introduce myself first. :mrgreen:
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kinbaku wrote: You can always come in my car.
Then you don't get into a strange man's car, because I always introduce myself first. :mrgreen:
Well....
You certainly would not be a stranger anymore, but I am pretty sure you'd still qualify as a strange man.
:P :mrgreen:
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Blacky wrote:
kinbaku wrote: You can always come in my car.
Then you don't get into a strange man's car, because I always introduce myself first. :mrgreen:
Well....
You certainly would not be a stranger anymore, but I am pretty sure you'd still qualify as a strange man.
:P :mrgreen:
Oh, that is definitely the case! :rofl:

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bound_jenny wrote:
Blacky wrote:
kinbaku wrote: You can always come in my car.
Then you don't get into a strange man's car, because I always introduce myself first. :mrgreen:
Well....
You certainly would not be a stranger anymore, but I am pretty sure you'd still qualify as a strange man.
:P :mrgreen:
Oh, that is definitely the case! :rofl:

Jenny.
Blacky hits the nail on the head. I'm a strange man! :facepalm: :rofl:
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